J: I Say, Don'tchya Know... Dum Di Dum
Been hungover all day after the glamour of Glitz.
Have achieved nothing with my day. I am an affront to the little baby Jesus.
That poor little bastard* died just so I could lie on my lazy hole all day,
clutching my head and watching cartoons.
Anyone seen "Teen Titans" yet?
Fabby!
My fave is Beast Boy, he's this little green munchkin who morphs into, y'know, beasts.
He's also a little ride (has it come to this? Do I really fancy cartoon characters?).
I'd love to play him in a movie.
Today he forgot to morph his hand back properly and had 4 fingers. I could be his hand stunt-double!
I got this job interview I don't want.
Yeah, whatever.
Neil - I like the guy, but man, he's such a flake.
He invited me round for brunch yesterday, and that was cool and all,
and then he couldn't be arsed going out last night.
To be fair, we hadn't made definite plans, and I only said I could meet up cos Trish had bailed,
but I still felt it warranted a few snotty and drunken text messages.
Um, if I was Neil I wouldn't date me either. Hehehe!
*Look, I don't recall God marrying Mary before he got her up the duff, so, y'know, he was a bastard. I'm just SAYIN'.
Have achieved nothing with my day. I am an affront to the little baby Jesus.
That poor little bastard* died just so I could lie on my lazy hole all day,
clutching my head and watching cartoons.
Anyone seen "Teen Titans" yet?
Fabby!
My fave is Beast Boy, he's this little green munchkin who morphs into, y'know, beasts.
He's also a little ride (has it come to this? Do I really fancy cartoon characters?).
I'd love to play him in a movie.
Today he forgot to morph his hand back properly and had 4 fingers. I could be his hand stunt-double!
I got this job interview I don't want.
Yeah, whatever.
Neil - I like the guy, but man, he's such a flake.
He invited me round for brunch yesterday, and that was cool and all,
and then he couldn't be arsed going out last night.
To be fair, we hadn't made definite plans, and I only said I could meet up cos Trish had bailed,
but I still felt it warranted a few snotty and drunken text messages.
Um, if I was Neil I wouldn't date me either. Hehehe!
*Look, I don't recall God marrying Mary before he got her up the duff, so, y'know, he was a bastard. I'm just SAYIN'.