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Some random facts about the Jerk Shepherd, because they keep popping up like bunnies and I'm not even sure how.
-- Is in his late forties.
-- Looks A LITTLE like Robert de Niro sans mole.
-- When indoors, he's almost always on black jeans and a white wifebeater.
-- Did some boxing in his past.
-- Has watched TONS of movies, but especially favors Martin Scorsese.
-- Was born American, but his passport now says he's from Camp Fuck You Die AU.
-- Has never traveled out of the country.
-- Can smell virgins. And loves them.
-- Corollary to that: he hits on the virgins who are used to and can deal with someone much older than them hitting on them.
-- Also really likes whores.
-- Tops.
-- Secretly calls Luc "Children of the Corn" in his head.
-- Regularly hangs out with my other shepherds.
-- Quite happily stereotypes other countries.
-- Would like to dress porn stars in slutty My Little Pony cosplays and call them the more risque MLP names.
eta. -- Is divorced.
-- Is in his late forties.
-- Looks A LITTLE like Robert de Niro sans mole.
-- When indoors, he's almost always on black jeans and a white wifebeater.
-- Did some boxing in his past.
-- Has watched TONS of movies, but especially favors Martin Scorsese.
-- Was born American, but his passport now says he's from Camp Fuck You Die AU.
-- Has never traveled out of the country.
-- Can smell virgins. And loves them.
-- Corollary to that: he hits on the virgins who are used to and can deal with someone much older than them hitting on them.
-- Also really likes whores.
-- Tops.
-- Secretly calls Luc "Children of the Corn" in his head.
-- Regularly hangs out with my other shepherds.
-- Quite happily stereotypes other countries.
-- Would like to dress porn stars in slutty My Little Pony cosplays and call them the more risque MLP names.
eta. -- Is divorced.