Four Chapter One
Title: Four
Chapter: 1/?
Pairing: Yoosu, Jaesu, Minsu, Hosu
Rating: PG-13, R
Genre: romance, humor
Summary: Kim Junsu’s life is totally fucked up. He has a job, but he doesn’t like it. He has a boyfriend, but he doesn’t love him back. He has a life, but he doesn’t enjoy it. Until a big disaster approaches his life. And it changes everything. And everyone…
Author's Note: Yay~ new fiction! I made this previously on you-know-where and I received good responds so I made a decision to post in here too. Hope you like it!
Warning: I am not good at joking ._.
chapter one
"Oh my God... oh God oh God oh God!" Junsu squirms in his seat while he's looking onto the monitor of his PC. Well, his office's PC.
He's in the middle of watching porn. No, he's not the always-horny-guy-that-too-reckless-to-watch-porn-in-the-office type. He just feels that he has to learn a new tricks and styles as soon as possible for his next sex with his boyfriend, Park Yoochun. On their last sex (this morning before Junsu got to work), Yoochun complained that Junsu must learnt a new sex positions. He said he's kinda bored with their 'cowboy riding horse' type, BUT Junsu knows that Yoochun still likes having sex with him, always horny because of him, and loves him. So, today he's watching porn video and he's a little bit surprised when he founds a standing position for sex! But... but how can he does that? He doubts Yoochun can lift his body... well... he's fat... NOT really fat but, yeah, he has a few more weight that the other Korean. But Yoochun says he's still hot.
Junsu sees lots of category of sex positions and his tear drop-eyes finds the 'Advance Sex Positions' category. This maybe helps. Junsu clicks it and yelps when he sees another porn video appears on his screen, showing a very unfamiliar and weird sex position he's ever seen! The title of the video is 'Arc de Triomph Sex Position'. It shows the man who sits on the bed with his legs extends in front of him. After that, the girl crawls up to him on her knees and straddles him, lowering herself onto the man's erect penis. The girl looks quite comfortable with that position and then she arches into a back bend. The girl then resting her head between the man's legs on the bed and she reaches her hands back to grab hold of the man's ankles or feet. The man leans forward and the girl moans so loud!
This is crazy! It looks so gross and Junsu swears how can he do that position while having sex?! It's totally uncomfortable! And really really gross. He can't imagine himself to do this position while having sex with Yoochun.
"What are you doing, Junsu?"
"WAAA!"
Junsu screams when he suddenly hears someone calling his name from his back. He turns around in fear and finds Jaejoong is looking at him with his handsome frown. Jaejoong is his colleague and his cubicle is exactly right beside Junsu's. Sometimes, they really have a proper chat and Jaejoong has a nice joke to make him cheer up again from his boss. Yeah, Junsu's freaking boss. We'll talk about it later.
From Junsu's opinion, Jaejoong is a totally hottie. With his glowing smooth skin, shiny brown hair, propositional height, and very big round dark eyes, he looks more like a model from Armani than just an ordinary employer at marketing department.
"Did you just watch porn?" Jaejoong laughs so hard when he sees the screen. Jaejoong always makes a fun of him. He says that Junsu looks like a little innocent boy and sometimes stupid. Junsu doesn't think that he's stupid!
"Shut up," two dots of pink appear on Junsu's cheeks, "Yoochun said I must learn a new position for our next sex."
When Jaejoong hears it, he frowns again.
"Yoochun? Your boyfriend?"
"Yep!" Junsu answers proudly. "My sexy and charming boyfriend!"
"Park Yoochun who has a large forehead and acts like a lazy cat?" Jaejoong sneers. "That's totally not sexy and charming."
An annoyed feeling rises in his body when he hears Jaejoong's word. Jaejoong always says something bad about Yoochun, this is not the first time. No one can say those bad things about his awesome boyfriend!
"You're wrong! He's handsome, sexy, gentle, and charming!" Junsu tries to defend. "He always says I'm cute, I have the sexiest butt in the world, and he says I have a beautiful smile too! He also always waits for me when I'm back from work and and-" and Junsu has lost his words. And what else? Come on, Junsu! Think!
"And he rapes you," Jaejoong makes a 'pffft' sound.
"No! We make love!" Junsu answers quickly. "We make love and he's good at sex! He makes me good! Really really good! He makes my sex life sooo wonderful!"
Jaejoong rolls his eyes, "Come on, Junsu. Don't be stupid. He just takes advantage from you. He just likes your body, nothing more."
That's enough. Maybe Jaejoong is his best friend, but he can't tolerate this anymore! He stands up from his chair and
facing Jaejoong.
"He doesn't rape me! You've got it? We make love! The best sex in the world! You just jealous because you don't have any boyfriend and I have! Am I right?"
"What?!" Jaejoong's voice rises. "Junsu, I try to wake you up and you still deny it?! And by the way, even I haven't had a boyfriend, I still can get one night stand guy, and he will be more handsome and sexier than your lazy cat!"
"Oh really?! Prove it!"
"Are you challenging me?!"
"What's going on here?"
Both of them freeze.
Oh my god. That sound. That devil sound. No one can make that devil sound except......
Junsu turns his head and he nearly dies when he sees his devil boss, Lord Voldemi-no, Shim Changmin, standing exactly beside him. Dammit.
Shim Changmin is his boss, the head of marketing department. He's a son from the famous socialite Shim family. So, no wonder he has the best position in this department at his young age (yeah, rich boy always get everything...). He's also an ambitious type. He never lets his employers work slowly. Sometimes, he brings a riding crop and a stopwatch to make sure that his employer works on time to finish their tasks. When we reach the limit time and we haven't finished it yet, he can whip us with it (Junsu has twice, at his butt). He is also limiting the break time. He only gives only five minutes to take lunch. Too bad he becomes such an evil at his young age... No wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend until now. Junsu begins to feel pity with Changmin's future girlfriend...
"Changmin-sshi, can I help you?" Junsu tries to hide his fear and smiles as widely as he can. Stupid, what kind of question is that?! Junsu curses himself.
"Help me?" Changmin chuckles. Oh God, his chuckles sound so scary. It sounds like reecho laughter from Power Ranger's enemies.
Junsu gulps, "Yes."
Instead of answering, Changmin walks passing Junsu and stands in front of his PC.
Oh no.
He forgets to close his porno site.
Oh no. no no no no no.
Changmin looks closely at Junsu's monitor. There's a sharp silence before Changmin turns his head facing Junsu and Jaejoong.
"So, are you having a plan to have sex in my office?" Changmin asks.
"NO!" both of them snap, eyes widen.
"No?" Changmin asks again, raising his thick eyebrows.
"No, sir," Jaejoong answers reassuringly.
"Well, if it's not.... THEN BACK TO YOUR WORK AND STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX! YOU WANT TO GET WHIPPED?!" Changmin screams like a monster, really like a monster.
Without wasting any time, both of them quickly back to their cubicle. Junsu quickly closes the browser windows.
"And, Kim Junsu," Changmin's voice is back to his usual dreadful sound.
"Y... yes?" Junsu carefully asks.
"I want you to finish the latest work that I give to you today."
Latest work, okay he can do it, it's a simple task. You just make a diagram.... wait, what did he say? Latest work? Hold on, you mean the latest work for creating a poll about the interest of people at range 50-70 years old in soft drink? It's impossible! How can he collect 700 questioners from 50-70 years old man and woman in one day?
"But... but Changmin-sshi! I can't-"
"Who says you can say 'can't'," there's a fire in Changmin's eyeballs and Junsu feels burned by it.
Before Changmin turns around and goes back to his room, he says, "Email me the result and also the presentation today at 11:00 PM at the latest or you're fired."
Junsu can't say anthing. Maybe it's his fault, but it's Jaejoong's fault too!
So why Jaejoong doesn't get any extra tasks from Changmin?
Why only him?
Chapter: 1/?
Pairing: Yoosu, Jaesu, Minsu, Hosu
Rating: PG-13, R
Genre: romance, humor
Summary: Kim Junsu’s life is totally fucked up. He has a job, but he doesn’t like it. He has a boyfriend, but he doesn’t love him back. He has a life, but he doesn’t enjoy it. Until a big disaster approaches his life. And it changes everything. And everyone…
Author's Note: Yay~ new fiction! I made this previously on you-know-where and I received good responds so I made a decision to post in here too. Hope you like it!
Warning: I am not good at joking ._.
chapter one
"Oh my God... oh God oh God oh God!" Junsu squirms in his seat while he's looking onto the monitor of his PC. Well, his office's PC.
He's in the middle of watching porn. No, he's not the always-horny-guy-that-too-reckless-to-watch-porn-in-the-office type. He just feels that he has to learn a new tricks and styles as soon as possible for his next sex with his boyfriend, Park Yoochun. On their last sex (this morning before Junsu got to work), Yoochun complained that Junsu must learnt a new sex positions. He said he's kinda bored with their 'cowboy riding horse' type, BUT Junsu knows that Yoochun still likes having sex with him, always horny because of him, and loves him. So, today he's watching porn video and he's a little bit surprised when he founds a standing position for sex! But... but how can he does that? He doubts Yoochun can lift his body... well... he's fat... NOT really fat but, yeah, he has a few more weight that the other Korean. But Yoochun says he's still hot.
Junsu sees lots of category of sex positions and his tear drop-eyes finds the 'Advance Sex Positions' category. This maybe helps. Junsu clicks it and yelps when he sees another porn video appears on his screen, showing a very unfamiliar and weird sex position he's ever seen! The title of the video is 'Arc de Triomph Sex Position'. It shows the man who sits on the bed with his legs extends in front of him. After that, the girl crawls up to him on her knees and straddles him, lowering herself onto the man's erect penis. The girl looks quite comfortable with that position and then she arches into a back bend. The girl then resting her head between the man's legs on the bed and she reaches her hands back to grab hold of the man's ankles or feet. The man leans forward and the girl moans so loud!
This is crazy! It looks so gross and Junsu swears how can he do that position while having sex?! It's totally uncomfortable! And really really gross. He can't imagine himself to do this position while having sex with Yoochun.
"What are you doing, Junsu?"
"WAAA!"
Junsu screams when he suddenly hears someone calling his name from his back. He turns around in fear and finds Jaejoong is looking at him with his handsome frown. Jaejoong is his colleague and his cubicle is exactly right beside Junsu's. Sometimes, they really have a proper chat and Jaejoong has a nice joke to make him cheer up again from his boss. Yeah, Junsu's freaking boss. We'll talk about it later.
From Junsu's opinion, Jaejoong is a totally hottie. With his glowing smooth skin, shiny brown hair, propositional height, and very big round dark eyes, he looks more like a model from Armani than just an ordinary employer at marketing department.
"Did you just watch porn?" Jaejoong laughs so hard when he sees the screen. Jaejoong always makes a fun of him. He says that Junsu looks like a little innocent boy and sometimes stupid. Junsu doesn't think that he's stupid!
"Shut up," two dots of pink appear on Junsu's cheeks, "Yoochun said I must learn a new position for our next sex."
When Jaejoong hears it, he frowns again.
"Yoochun? Your boyfriend?"
"Yep!" Junsu answers proudly. "My sexy and charming boyfriend!"
"Park Yoochun who has a large forehead and acts like a lazy cat?" Jaejoong sneers. "That's totally not sexy and charming."
An annoyed feeling rises in his body when he hears Jaejoong's word. Jaejoong always says something bad about Yoochun, this is not the first time. No one can say those bad things about his awesome boyfriend!
"You're wrong! He's handsome, sexy, gentle, and charming!" Junsu tries to defend. "He always says I'm cute, I have the sexiest butt in the world, and he says I have a beautiful smile too! He also always waits for me when I'm back from work and and-" and Junsu has lost his words. And what else? Come on, Junsu! Think!
"And he rapes you," Jaejoong makes a 'pffft' sound.
"No! We make love!" Junsu answers quickly. "We make love and he's good at sex! He makes me good! Really really good! He makes my sex life sooo wonderful!"
Jaejoong rolls his eyes, "Come on, Junsu. Don't be stupid. He just takes advantage from you. He just likes your body, nothing more."
That's enough. Maybe Jaejoong is his best friend, but he can't tolerate this anymore! He stands up from his chair and
facing Jaejoong.
"He doesn't rape me! You've got it? We make love! The best sex in the world! You just jealous because you don't have any boyfriend and I have! Am I right?"
"What?!" Jaejoong's voice rises. "Junsu, I try to wake you up and you still deny it?! And by the way, even I haven't had a boyfriend, I still can get one night stand guy, and he will be more handsome and sexier than your lazy cat!"
"Oh really?! Prove it!"
"Are you challenging me?!"
"What's going on here?"
Both of them freeze.
Oh my god. That sound. That devil sound. No one can make that devil sound except......
Junsu turns his head and he nearly dies when he sees his devil boss, Lord Voldemi-no, Shim Changmin, standing exactly beside him. Dammit.
Shim Changmin is his boss, the head of marketing department. He's a son from the famous socialite Shim family. So, no wonder he has the best position in this department at his young age (yeah, rich boy always get everything...). He's also an ambitious type. He never lets his employers work slowly. Sometimes, he brings a riding crop and a stopwatch to make sure that his employer works on time to finish their tasks. When we reach the limit time and we haven't finished it yet, he can whip us with it (Junsu has twice, at his butt). He is also limiting the break time. He only gives only five minutes to take lunch. Too bad he becomes such an evil at his young age... No wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend until now. Junsu begins to feel pity with Changmin's future girlfriend...
"Changmin-sshi, can I help you?" Junsu tries to hide his fear and smiles as widely as he can. Stupid, what kind of question is that?! Junsu curses himself.
"Help me?" Changmin chuckles. Oh God, his chuckles sound so scary. It sounds like reecho laughter from Power Ranger's enemies.
Junsu gulps, "Yes."
Instead of answering, Changmin walks passing Junsu and stands in front of his PC.
Oh no.
He forgets to close his porno site.
Oh no. no no no no no.
Changmin looks closely at Junsu's monitor. There's a sharp silence before Changmin turns his head facing Junsu and Jaejoong.
"So, are you having a plan to have sex in my office?" Changmin asks.
"NO!" both of them snap, eyes widen.
"No?" Changmin asks again, raising his thick eyebrows.
"No, sir," Jaejoong answers reassuringly.
"Well, if it's not.... THEN BACK TO YOUR WORK AND STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX! YOU WANT TO GET WHIPPED?!" Changmin screams like a monster, really like a monster.
Without wasting any time, both of them quickly back to their cubicle. Junsu quickly closes the browser windows.
"And, Kim Junsu," Changmin's voice is back to his usual dreadful sound.
"Y... yes?" Junsu carefully asks.
"I want you to finish the latest work that I give to you today."
Latest work, okay he can do it, it's a simple task. You just make a diagram.... wait, what did he say? Latest work? Hold on, you mean the latest work for creating a poll about the interest of people at range 50-70 years old in soft drink? It's impossible! How can he collect 700 questioners from 50-70 years old man and woman in one day?
"But... but Changmin-sshi! I can't-"
"Who says you can say 'can't'," there's a fire in Changmin's eyeballs and Junsu feels burned by it.
Before Changmin turns around and goes back to his room, he says, "Email me the result and also the presentation today at 11:00 PM at the latest or you're fired."
Junsu can't say anthing. Maybe it's his fault, but it's Jaejoong's fault too!
So why Jaejoong doesn't get any extra tasks from Changmin?
Why only him?