"Where am I, really Ted ( Read more... )

I guess I should spend some time explaingin myself. Why not? You've come this far with a stranger ( Read more... )

So there I was... finally waking up to a ceiling ( Read more... )

I finally step out of the wasteland and into the jungle ( Read more... )

"What do you make of all this?" I asked Ted as casually as I could ( Read more... )

I had the foresight to equip myself with a rusty pipe and hubcap buckler before venturing into the battered dwelling. One thing was sure, after you pulled open that front drape, nothing could have prepared me for what lay in before me ( Read more... )

So there I was up to my neck in Jersey Sick. Some rusted drain pipe I was unceremouniously shot from landed me into a memorable junkyard. Not to say I hadn't seen a junk yard before, but man was this one ever rank with the decay of hope and refuse. It was here that my spider companion found himself a hat. It was just a thimble with a gum wrapper ( Read more... )

So there I was sittin in the bathtub drinkin wine with the showerhead runnin while I was still wearing my clothes- because I'm a fuckin mess- when all of a sudden along came this ginormous spider he was like, the size of a quarter for christ's sake. And he does that lil hand gesture that those old order types do- y'know the guys that used to wear 4 ( Read more... )