Comments | black_mage5: Wooden Cross- 1, Jesus- 0 It's Seasonal!

black_mage5

Wooden Cross- 1, Jesus- 0 It's Seasonal!

Mar 25, 2005 18:06

Sugar free Jello, much like decaf coffee, has me asking the question, "What the hell is the point?" Without sugar it's just a colored blob that somehow tastes like cardboard. I don't know how it pulls that off; it must be magic. Jello magic. Isn't sugar free Jello the same thing they use for breast implants? I've seen them before and they do ( Read more... )

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black_mage5 March 28 2005, 02:22:22 UTC

Sure Jesus did the dying, but the Romans handed him the nails.

Not so much handed as plastered them through his wrists and a single ankle. But I'm sure he was grateful for their assistance.

uncle_twitchy March 26 2005, 16:38:29 UTC

I'll be more than happy to do my Easter Cheer for anyone at Dave's tonight... without the visual component, it goes, "E-A-S, T-E-R, Goooooooo EASTER!"