Wooden Cross- 1, Jesus- 0 It's Seasonal!
Sugar free Jello, much like decaf coffee, has me asking the question, "What the hell is the point?" Without sugar it's just a colored blob that somehow tastes like cardboard. I don't know how it pulls that off; it must be magic. Jello magic. Isn't sugar free Jello the same thing they use for breast implants? I've seen them before and they do look rather similar. I wonder if they taste similar...To Anna Nicole's! Wait, actually no. We shouldn't go near her with a thirty foot pole; she might think were food. It's not out of the question. She use to be fat, she's still shares the same IQ as a jar of mayonnaise, and she's jacked up on those Trim Spa pills. I wouldn't put anything past that crazy bitch.
Stupid decaf coffee. I don't know why people drink the stuff. The caffeinated crap I understand, but decaf? What possible benefit does one extract from that? My diarrhea from last night shares a resounding resemblance to coffee, and I bet I could put it in a cup and make some fucking money from it. All it would need is some sugar; it's already creamy enough (I drank half a gallon of milk last night along with an entire case of Chewy Chips Ahoy). You can really tell it's thickness as it swirls around in your mouth. Heh, heh poop humor: it's disgusting as well as funny...sometimes.
Now that I've alienated everyone reading this I say adieu.
Stupid decaf coffee. I don't know why people drink the stuff. The caffeinated crap I understand, but decaf? What possible benefit does one extract from that? My diarrhea from last night shares a resounding resemblance to coffee, and I bet I could put it in a cup and make some fucking money from it. All it would need is some sugar; it's already creamy enough (I drank half a gallon of milk last night along with an entire case of Chewy Chips Ahoy). You can really tell it's thickness as it swirls around in your mouth. Heh, heh poop humor: it's disgusting as well as funny...sometimes.
Now that I've alienated everyone reading this I say adieu.