That bastard! He made me vomit in a child's mouth! I haven't done that since I was an alcoholic!
Why are attractive people so hott? That's right; hot with two 't's. What right do they have to be so hott? Where do they get off with that? Fucking assholes.
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The Pope is dead and with me not being Catholic I couldn't give less of a god damn about it. Seriously though, it really was the best move on his part. People say what a good man he was; I say bull shit. If he really was such a good man, then why did he do nothing about any of the molestation cases? Why did he allow the Vatican to be used as an asylum for those charged with molestation or involved with covering it up. I say the fucker was given too much time.
"But he's God's go to guy."
"Well, obviously god (lower case on purpose; that omnipotent fuck) is more fucked up than the Pope. He allowed all this shit to happen in 'his' church. Plus let's not forget about all the other shit that was carried out in 'his' name: Crusades; fuck we can just end the list right there. What the fuck was that about? Killing Muslims and Jews in the name of the Lord?"
POPE URBAN II- God demands you kill the Muslims who have taken out holy land...and while you're at it why don't you kill any of those Jews you come across as well. They really don't deserve anything better even though our lord and savior was Jewish, but he wills this, so let it be done.
THE JESUS- Nooooooooooooooo!
Personally I liked the Children's Crusade the best. Nothing better than a bunch of little white kids getting together to go kill some Muslims. We have that today; they're called rednecks and hillbillies. I call them racist fucks. But I'm getting off point. So the kids decide to go kill some Muslims, much to their surprise, Muslims don't like to be killed; they in fact actually despise that idea. Remember, nothing is funnier than a bunch of little, white, Christian kids getting their asses handed to them, quite literally, when they're the ones who brought the fun in the first place.
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The Pope is dead and with me not being Catholic I couldn't give less of a god damn about it. Seriously though, it really was the best move on his part. People say what a good man he was; I say bull shit. If he really was such a good man, then why did he do nothing about any of the molestation cases? Why did he allow the Vatican to be used as an asylum for those charged with molestation or involved with covering it up. I say the fucker was given too much time.
"But he's God's go to guy."
"Well, obviously god (lower case on purpose; that omnipotent fuck) is more fucked up than the Pope. He allowed all this shit to happen in 'his' church. Plus let's not forget about all the other shit that was carried out in 'his' name: Crusades; fuck we can just end the list right there. What the fuck was that about? Killing Muslims and Jews in the name of the Lord?"
POPE URBAN II- God demands you kill the Muslims who have taken out holy land...and while you're at it why don't you kill any of those Jews you come across as well. They really don't deserve anything better even though our lord and savior was Jewish, but he wills this, so let it be done.
THE JESUS- Nooooooooooooooo!
Personally I liked the Children's Crusade the best. Nothing better than a bunch of little white kids getting together to go kill some Muslims. We have that today; they're called rednecks and hillbillies. I call them racist fucks. But I'm getting off point. So the kids decide to go kill some Muslims, much to their surprise, Muslims don't like to be killed; they in fact actually despise that idea. Remember, nothing is funnier than a bunch of little, white, Christian kids getting their asses handed to them, quite literally, when they're the ones who brought the fun in the first place.