SPIDER-DAVE
Clear back in October we (Boomer, Dave, and I) came up with the concept of Spider-Dave, which what would happen if Dave ever received the powers of Spider-Man. It was highly agreed upon that Dave could not express the responsibility that Peter Parker shoulders. Boomer wrote the first verse to the theme song (sung to Spider-Man) during that car ride and upon thinking about I have written the second. Prepare to be amazed.
Spider-Dave, Spider-Dave
puts the bad guys in the grave,
gets pissed off, kills someone,
later says they had a gun.
Sweet Christ! Lookout!
Here comes the Spider-Dave!
Spider-Dave doesn't need a mask,
gives the bad guys his address,
dares them to threaten his friends,
so they can meet an untimely end.
Oh fuck! It's Spider-Dave!
Spider-Dave, Spider-Dave
puts the bad guys in the grave,
gets pissed off, kills someone,
later says they had a gun.
Sweet Christ! Lookout!
Here comes the Spider-Dave!
Spider-Dave doesn't need a mask,
gives the bad guys his address,
dares them to threaten his friends,
so they can meet an untimely end.
Oh fuck! It's Spider-Dave!