fic: Slip - siwon/kyuhyun - super junior
Title: Slip
Author: bl4ckm4lice
Fandom: Super Junior
Genre/Pairing: Awkward half-smut / Siwon x Kyuhyun
Word Count: 1291
Rating: R
Disclaimer: na-ah, not mine
Summary: They're drunk and struggle to have sex
Notes: sex scene prompt 1/5 - slippery is good
“Alright,” Kyuhyun giggles, “on a scale from one to eleven, how drunk are you?”
“Eight,” Siwon replies with matching slur on his voice before he kisses his lover’s hand, “you have eight fingers here.”
“Really?” Kyuhyun frowns and raises his hands to look better, but he’s distracted by the sight of Siwon’s face. “Is it just me or do you have three eyes?”
“So I can look at your naked body better, darling,” the taller man growls as he practically rips Kyuhyun’s shirt open, causing some buttons to fly off in a random direction. Kyuhyun shrieks, but didn’t have a chance to spew out his halfhearted protest because Siwon swiftly throws him towards the bed… and watches him tumbling over the edge.
“Oh God, Kyuhyun! Are you alri-oomph!” He shouts worriedly, but his uncoordinated movements to check up on Kyuhyun hurriedly cause him to dive face first onto the mattress. He hears a cackle and turns his battered face to see the laughing man trying to climb onto the bed, an effort that took him a whole minute instead of ten seconds.
“Serves you right for throwing me like that,” Kyuhyun huffs, slightly out of breath after his undignified struggle. “Luckily I landed on my butt.”
“Poor butt,” Siwon coos and pats his behind. “Let me check their condition.”
“Alcohol turns you into a geezer,” Kyuhyun laughs again but lets the other man pulls his pants down along with his boxers.
“And alcohol changes you from acting like an angry virgin into a master of seduction.”
“Yeah?” Turning to lay on his back and spreading his legs wide, Kyuhyun bites his lip and winks- a feat that he’s oddly incapable of when he’s sober. “I haven’t been a virgin for a long time, though.”
Siwon growls and pounces on the other man. “Thanks to who?” He mutters in between his kisses. “Me, of course.”
“Nggh…” Kyuhyun groans when he feels Siwon’s clothed erection rubbing against his naked one. “You still have too many clothes on, so no thanks to you there.”
“This and that are different,” Siwon complains, but starts to take of his own clothes nonetheless. Not keen to wait, Kyuhyun helps him with the process, although he ends up getting in the way more than being any help. Not that Siwon has any objection, seeing how cute Kyuhyun is when he’s all clumsy like this. The quiet laughter that escapes him causes Kyuhyun to raise a questioning eyebrow at him.
“What’s so funny?”
“Nothing,” Siwon leans down and presses their bodies together, sighing at the sensation of Kyuhyun’s naked skin flush against his. Kyuhyun feels so warm and snug. Thankfully, he’s not so drunk that he would prefer to cuddle and sleep over making love to his lover.
Their shared kisses turn deeper and longer. Kyuhyun’s hands roam from his back to his scalp, while his own grope and fondle every part of Kyuhyun’s body before deciding to pay extra attention to the younger man’s pliant butt.
“Ow, ow,” Kyuhyun tugs his hair. “They’re gonna bruise if you squeeze that hard.”
“Distract me, then.”
Eyes twinkling impishly, Kyuhyun switches their position around and begins to hump against Siwon, wildly rubbing their erections together while moaning right into the older man’s ear. “Oh, hyung, that feels so good, oh…!”
“Fuck,” Siwon gasps and follows the movements of Kyuhyun’s hips to gain more friction. “Fuck, Kyuhyun- you’re just asking for it.”
“And what are you gonna do about- ah!” Once again, their positions are switched as Siwon forces him to lay face down on the bed and while the man himself sits on his thighs.
“Lube. Where?” Siwon demands and Kyuhyun tipsily points at the bedside lamp, but it’s enough of a hint for Siwon to look into the drawers under the indicated piece of furniture. He finds the lube underneath a myriad of random knick-knacks (they haven’t been doing it at Kyuhyun’s place for a while now) and his patience has run out long before he could actually open the bottle. Too eager to get the whole thing going, he squeezes the bottle hard-.
“Damn it, hyung! Are you planning to drown me or what!?”
-and doesn’t realize that he’s spilling half of the content onto Kyuhyun’s ass, drenching the lower back all the way to the insides of his thighs with the liquid.
“Oops,” he chuckles.
“Don’t ‘oops’ me!”
“Aww, so grumpy even though you're so wet for me already."
“...Seriously, I hate you so much when you’re drunk.”
"No, no, you love me soooo muchie," Siwon blurts out in English and guffaws two seconds afterwards, satisfied at his own wit for teasing Kyuhyun's accent. His laughter dies down, though, when he realizes that Kyuhyun is just staring blankly at him over his shoulder. And then he remembers that Kyuhyun's linguistic skills, other than Korean, is reduced to none when he's drunk.
"Please don't talk again," the younger man frowns, somehow sure that Siwon just mocked him even though he didn't catch what he said.
"Alright, alright... where were we..." Siwon mumbles, for a moment awkwardly forgetting what they were doing until Kyuhyun impatiently wiggles his butt and cries out in frustration.
“If you’re not inside me in five seconds, I’m never gonna have sex with you ever again!”
"But I haven't prepar-."
"Three seconds!"
Siwon grips his length, spreads Kyuhyun’s thighs and lunges forward- "Shit!" -and slips on the lube until his dick presses sideways on Kyuhyun's butt cheek.
"Your time is up, hyung!"
"I'm trying here!" Siwon goes for the second try and fails disgracefully yet again.
"Not hard enough!"
"Damn it, Kyuhyun, I know you're horny but it's hard to focus when you're yelling at me and I have to choose the right hole from a total of three- no, five!" Shaking his head to get a clearer vision, Siwon thrusts for the third try, then the fourth. "For fuck's sake, we're never using this lube again!"
"There is no WE if YOU don't put it in-OH! Oh.... ngh..."
"Yeah… there we go…" Siwon moans, savoring his lover's tight cavern. "Now we're talking…"
"I thought I told you not to talk," Kyuhyun snaps, as if he's not mewling from the mere fact that Siwon's finally inside him. "Move."
And fortunately Siwon complies. Only their pleasured moans and gasps accompany the slick, wet sounds of their lube-coated skin slapping against one another. Despite earlier comedic mishaps, Siwon fucks Kyuhyun like his life depends on it, just the way Kyuhyun loves it. He even remembers to reach under Kyuhyun and strokes his erection, causing the man to moan louder, which in turn arouses himself more and drives him to plunge even harder.
After some particularly satisfying thrusts, Kyuhyun reaches his orgasm almost at the same time Siwon shoots his load inside him.
"Oh yeah…" Siwon moves in and out lazily a few more times before pulling out all the way and quickly spoons Kyuhyun, not caring about how sticky they feel. He hums in satisfaction and pecks Kyuhyun's nape. "That wasn't so bad for a drunken sex."
"Don't push your luck," Kyuhyun grunts and Siwon fumbles to sit up and shakes the other man’s shoulder.
"What? Was it awful? But you came, right? Was it really bad?"
Kyuhyun sighs loudly and pulls Siwon to return to their spooning position. "No. Happy?" He mumbles and pats the older man's arm before closing his eyes. “I swear you talk so much when you’re drunk.”
Siwon pouts but doesn't really feel like sulking. And even though come morning Kyuhyun will sober up and most likely scowl at the mess (including from the lube), Siwon currently feels all too sated and too comfortable to even lift a finger.
Author: bl4ckm4lice
Fandom: Super Junior
Genre/Pairing: Awkward half-smut / Siwon x Kyuhyun
Word Count: 1291
Rating: R
Disclaimer: na-ah, not mine
Summary: They're drunk and struggle to have sex
Notes: sex scene prompt 1/5 - slippery is good
“Alright,” Kyuhyun giggles, “on a scale from one to eleven, how drunk are you?”
“Eight,” Siwon replies with matching slur on his voice before he kisses his lover’s hand, “you have eight fingers here.”
“Really?” Kyuhyun frowns and raises his hands to look better, but he’s distracted by the sight of Siwon’s face. “Is it just me or do you have three eyes?”
“So I can look at your naked body better, darling,” the taller man growls as he practically rips Kyuhyun’s shirt open, causing some buttons to fly off in a random direction. Kyuhyun shrieks, but didn’t have a chance to spew out his halfhearted protest because Siwon swiftly throws him towards the bed… and watches him tumbling over the edge.
“Oh God, Kyuhyun! Are you alri-oomph!” He shouts worriedly, but his uncoordinated movements to check up on Kyuhyun hurriedly cause him to dive face first onto the mattress. He hears a cackle and turns his battered face to see the laughing man trying to climb onto the bed, an effort that took him a whole minute instead of ten seconds.
“Serves you right for throwing me like that,” Kyuhyun huffs, slightly out of breath after his undignified struggle. “Luckily I landed on my butt.”
“Poor butt,” Siwon coos and pats his behind. “Let me check their condition.”
“Alcohol turns you into a geezer,” Kyuhyun laughs again but lets the other man pulls his pants down along with his boxers.
“And alcohol changes you from acting like an angry virgin into a master of seduction.”
“Yeah?” Turning to lay on his back and spreading his legs wide, Kyuhyun bites his lip and winks- a feat that he’s oddly incapable of when he’s sober. “I haven’t been a virgin for a long time, though.”
Siwon growls and pounces on the other man. “Thanks to who?” He mutters in between his kisses. “Me, of course.”
“Nggh…” Kyuhyun groans when he feels Siwon’s clothed erection rubbing against his naked one. “You still have too many clothes on, so no thanks to you there.”
“This and that are different,” Siwon complains, but starts to take of his own clothes nonetheless. Not keen to wait, Kyuhyun helps him with the process, although he ends up getting in the way more than being any help. Not that Siwon has any objection, seeing how cute Kyuhyun is when he’s all clumsy like this. The quiet laughter that escapes him causes Kyuhyun to raise a questioning eyebrow at him.
“What’s so funny?”
“Nothing,” Siwon leans down and presses their bodies together, sighing at the sensation of Kyuhyun’s naked skin flush against his. Kyuhyun feels so warm and snug. Thankfully, he’s not so drunk that he would prefer to cuddle and sleep over making love to his lover.
Their shared kisses turn deeper and longer. Kyuhyun’s hands roam from his back to his scalp, while his own grope and fondle every part of Kyuhyun’s body before deciding to pay extra attention to the younger man’s pliant butt.
“Ow, ow,” Kyuhyun tugs his hair. “They’re gonna bruise if you squeeze that hard.”
“Distract me, then.”
Eyes twinkling impishly, Kyuhyun switches their position around and begins to hump against Siwon, wildly rubbing their erections together while moaning right into the older man’s ear. “Oh, hyung, that feels so good, oh…!”
“Fuck,” Siwon gasps and follows the movements of Kyuhyun’s hips to gain more friction. “Fuck, Kyuhyun- you’re just asking for it.”
“And what are you gonna do about- ah!” Once again, their positions are switched as Siwon forces him to lay face down on the bed and while the man himself sits on his thighs.
“Lube. Where?” Siwon demands and Kyuhyun tipsily points at the bedside lamp, but it’s enough of a hint for Siwon to look into the drawers under the indicated piece of furniture. He finds the lube underneath a myriad of random knick-knacks (they haven’t been doing it at Kyuhyun’s place for a while now) and his patience has run out long before he could actually open the bottle. Too eager to get the whole thing going, he squeezes the bottle hard-.
“Damn it, hyung! Are you planning to drown me or what!?”
-and doesn’t realize that he’s spilling half of the content onto Kyuhyun’s ass, drenching the lower back all the way to the insides of his thighs with the liquid.
“Oops,” he chuckles.
“Don’t ‘oops’ me!”
“Aww, so grumpy even though you're so wet for me already."
“...Seriously, I hate you so much when you’re drunk.”
"No, no, you love me soooo muchie," Siwon blurts out in English and guffaws two seconds afterwards, satisfied at his own wit for teasing Kyuhyun's accent. His laughter dies down, though, when he realizes that Kyuhyun is just staring blankly at him over his shoulder. And then he remembers that Kyuhyun's linguistic skills, other than Korean, is reduced to none when he's drunk.
"Please don't talk again," the younger man frowns, somehow sure that Siwon just mocked him even though he didn't catch what he said.
"Alright, alright... where were we..." Siwon mumbles, for a moment awkwardly forgetting what they were doing until Kyuhyun impatiently wiggles his butt and cries out in frustration.
“If you’re not inside me in five seconds, I’m never gonna have sex with you ever again!”
"But I haven't prepar-."
"Three seconds!"
Siwon grips his length, spreads Kyuhyun’s thighs and lunges forward- "Shit!" -and slips on the lube until his dick presses sideways on Kyuhyun's butt cheek.
"Your time is up, hyung!"
"I'm trying here!" Siwon goes for the second try and fails disgracefully yet again.
"Not hard enough!"
"Damn it, Kyuhyun, I know you're horny but it's hard to focus when you're yelling at me and I have to choose the right hole from a total of three- no, five!" Shaking his head to get a clearer vision, Siwon thrusts for the third try, then the fourth. "For fuck's sake, we're never using this lube again!"
"There is no WE if YOU don't put it in-OH! Oh.... ngh..."
"Yeah… there we go…" Siwon moans, savoring his lover's tight cavern. "Now we're talking…"
"I thought I told you not to talk," Kyuhyun snaps, as if he's not mewling from the mere fact that Siwon's finally inside him. "Move."
And fortunately Siwon complies. Only their pleasured moans and gasps accompany the slick, wet sounds of their lube-coated skin slapping against one another. Despite earlier comedic mishaps, Siwon fucks Kyuhyun like his life depends on it, just the way Kyuhyun loves it. He even remembers to reach under Kyuhyun and strokes his erection, causing the man to moan louder, which in turn arouses himself more and drives him to plunge even harder.
After some particularly satisfying thrusts, Kyuhyun reaches his orgasm almost at the same time Siwon shoots his load inside him.
"Oh yeah…" Siwon moves in and out lazily a few more times before pulling out all the way and quickly spoons Kyuhyun, not caring about how sticky they feel. He hums in satisfaction and pecks Kyuhyun's nape. "That wasn't so bad for a drunken sex."
"Don't push your luck," Kyuhyun grunts and Siwon fumbles to sit up and shakes the other man’s shoulder.
"What? Was it awful? But you came, right? Was it really bad?"
Kyuhyun sighs loudly and pulls Siwon to return to their spooning position. "No. Happy?" He mumbles and pats the older man's arm before closing his eyes. “I swear you talk so much when you’re drunk.”
Siwon pouts but doesn't really feel like sulking. And even though come morning Kyuhyun will sober up and most likely scowl at the mess (including from the lube), Siwon currently feels all too sated and too comfortable to even lift a finger.