Most Disturbing Night Of My Life
Ok so I just got back from my Shopper's staff party which was really fun cause a few of the employees (namely Derek) were really drunk and really funny, and I decided just to stay over at Jessica's when lo and behold April St.Peter calls me from Moncton going on about how shes drunk and how unhappy she is with her life and I basically told her to shove it cause I was tired of listening to her go on about her life when she has no concern for mine unless it is in some way benefiting her own. So I doubt I'll ever talk to her again. Kinda sucks though in some ways cause I did really love her. Oh well, I have Jessica to make me smile and she does so on a regular basis so all is well, atleast I hope. So yeah....then it gets much much weirder. Al, Adam, and Pat walked Heidi home and so Al decided to get me back for spooning him as a practical joke awhile ago. So all three of them take off their shirts and hold me down and start caressing me (shudder) and I seriously couldn't get them to stop. And Pat was going on about his man boobie while rubbing his nipple...ughh it was sooo disturbing. They were drinking but that's crossing a line. I think I will be scared for life now. Luckily I will be sleeping sound in Jessica's bed tonight and not at my house where my "friends" await my arrival. I'm thinking I might get a polaroid and take pictures of me naked in bed with Al now as retribution. But that would make me look gay too so it really doesn't serve any purpose. Anyhow, needless to say this night has been very interesting. Have a good night everyone. I won't be able to sleep at all and if I do it will be nightmares of Patrick straddling (yes, straddling) his leather belt in front of all of us {again, shudder}. God please make this right again somehow. Amen.
Ben :)
Ben :)