Carl's "Oh, shit!" moment
Get this... Lenny and I were on the Executor yesterday, and we had a 12 hour leave there before escorting Tarkin back to the Death Star.
So, we're running around and we see this FARKIN HAWT girl in a Gunner's uniform. Now Lenny's a bit hammered, right? So, he just bellows out "HEY, BAYBE!!! Why don't you come 'ere and lemme kiss yo big ole AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!"
We start laughing, for some reason... and this girl flips us off and goes about her business. As we're laughing, I hear this weird kinda wheezing, and I think Lenny's having an asthma attack. So, I'm like "Dude! Are you ok?!" and he says "Yeah, totally... are YOU ok?!" As we're talking we're not laughing, obviously. So, we still hear the wheezing coming from behind us. Which, now that it's in the foreground, is not wheezing after all... but mechanical breathing. Lord Vader's mechanical breathing.
After slowly turning around, we find ourselves face to face with Darth... he's looking back and forth at the two of us. And we're looking up at him, cuz, well, we're short... This goes on for what seems like an hour - but turned out to be 3 minutes. Finally, Vader looks at Lenny and says "Lieutenant? Do you fancy yourself as some sort of playah?" and Lenny goes "um, no". So Vader shakes his head and goes "Good, because that was really lame". With that, he slung his cape in Lenny's face and walked away.
Heh.
*whew*
Oh, and I suspect Lenny shit himself... but I didn't investigate too thoroughly.
So, we're running around and we see this FARKIN HAWT girl in a Gunner's uniform. Now Lenny's a bit hammered, right? So, he just bellows out "HEY, BAYBE!!! Why don't you come 'ere and lemme kiss yo big ole AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!"
We start laughing, for some reason... and this girl flips us off and goes about her business. As we're laughing, I hear this weird kinda wheezing, and I think Lenny's having an asthma attack. So, I'm like "Dude! Are you ok?!" and he says "Yeah, totally... are YOU ok?!" As we're talking we're not laughing, obviously. So, we still hear the wheezing coming from behind us. Which, now that it's in the foreground, is not wheezing after all... but mechanical breathing. Lord Vader's mechanical breathing.
After slowly turning around, we find ourselves face to face with Darth... he's looking back and forth at the two of us. And we're looking up at him, cuz, well, we're short... This goes on for what seems like an hour - but turned out to be 3 minutes. Finally, Vader looks at Lenny and says "Lieutenant? Do you fancy yourself as some sort of playah?" and Lenny goes "um, no". So Vader shakes his head and goes "Good, because that was really lame". With that, he slung his cape in Lenny's face and walked away.
Heh.
*whew*
Oh, and I suspect Lenny shit himself... but I didn't investigate too thoroughly.