eat my toenail clippings, you monkey-brained humpers of squirrels
We got to do some testing the other day. There's a new model of TIE hunter that I can't say enough bad things about. Get this, it has a tri-wing configuration... and some fuckball has the idea of putting s-foils into it. So in attack mode, the thing looks like a six point buck. Unfortunately, tho, my 6 year-old neice has a better grasp of aerodynamics than the unterweenie who designed this shitbird.
The problem lies in the fact that the actuaters are, well, crap. They don't extend at the same degrees at all points, right? This is meaningless when you're flying in space (save for making you feel like a tool for flying around in a fighter that looks like it was designed by drunken idiots), but in endo-atmospheric flight it causes a tendency to roll. Needless to say, when you're packed in tight formations the last thing you wanna do is start rolling around up there.
Just another idiotic decision by the empire.
You know, Earl says he knows where they're storing the prototypes between test flights... it would certainly be a shame if a group of TIE bombers took them out by accident, wouldn't it?
Yeah, a real shame that.
The problem lies in the fact that the actuaters are, well, crap. They don't extend at the same degrees at all points, right? This is meaningless when you're flying in space (save for making you feel like a tool for flying around in a fighter that looks like it was designed by drunken idiots), but in endo-atmospheric flight it causes a tendency to roll. Needless to say, when you're packed in tight formations the last thing you wanna do is start rolling around up there.
Just another idiotic decision by the empire.
You know, Earl says he knows where they're storing the prototypes between test flights... it would certainly be a shame if a group of TIE bombers took them out by accident, wouldn't it?
Yeah, a real shame that.