Dec 03, 2004 14:16
Imperial Action Memorandum #27446
To: All Imperial Personel
From: Emperor Palpatine
Re: A Night at the Roxbury
This memo is to inform you all that DVD and VHS copies of the mediocre film "A Night at the Roxbury" have been banned from all Imperial installations, and territorial holdings effective immediately. All copies are to be turned over to specially designated Stormtrooper squadrons stationed throughout the Empire.
Like most Imperial Regulations, failure to comply is punishable by death.
Love,
-Palps
Good lord... I mean, it's a shitty film but is THAT really necessary?