Refusing to use a quotation from that Kinks song...
So summer has started and the British Public has swarmed outside wearing its most revealing clothing.
I'm not sure if I should bleach my eyes or my brain first.
By the way, going out in direct sunlight during the hottest part of the day is stupid. Drinking alcohol whilst out in direct sunlight during the hottest part of the day is practically suicidal. I suspect that local A&E workers will be treating a lot of people for sun-stoke and severe sunburn.
I'm not sure if I should bleach my eyes or my brain first.
By the way, going out in direct sunlight during the hottest part of the day is stupid. Drinking alcohol whilst out in direct sunlight during the hottest part of the day is practically suicidal. I suspect that local A&E workers will be treating a lot of people for sun-stoke and severe sunburn.