Bills game!
I went to the Bills game today! Despite the fact that it was a preseason game and I had to go with my family, it was still so much fun. Partially because we got to use my uncle's company's box, which was amazing. There was tons of free food. I was like, "I'm so glad we're seperated from the riff-raff." haha. (kidding, of course. I like the riff-raff. I love the riff-raff. I am the riff-raff.) Also, partially because my mom and dad's one friend and their family were in the box with us, and they're really nice.
But the main reason it was fun was because of the fans. Seriously, college kids that are barely sober uniting for a common cause are one of the most amusing things on the planet. The entire section in front of us fit this description. It was even funnier because we were seperated by the box window (even though the window was open), so it was like watching a zoo. The two guys sitting in front of the box next to us kept trying to get food from them ("COME ON! PLEASE! I'M FRIGGIN STARVING!") and get the kids in the box to give them a thumbs-up, even though the kids had no idea what was going on because they were playing Game Boy. My mom's former student teacher was in the section in front of us too, and he graduated from City Honors, so when the Lafayette High marching band came on for halftime, him and his friend started chanting "CITY HONORS!" and "LET'S GO CENTAURS!". Perhaps the most entertaining part of all, however, was when a college kid in a Ricky Williams jersey (a Dolphins jersey, for those of you who don't know who Ricky Williams is) decided to test everybody's tolerance of him (i.e., get up and get a beer). When he came back, he was greeted by hearty chants of "DOLPHINS SUCK!" until he flipped off the roaring masses. This, needless to say, did not go over well with the aforementioned roaring masses. It started a chain reaction of stupidity, during which five or ten individuals started yelling at him and shooting their middle fingers in the air, but one person in particular who looked like a bulldog would not let this issue die. Periodically he and the Dolphins fan would start a war of words and fingers. Eventually security came and warned the Dolphins fan (because usually he provoked it by glaring back at the bulldog guy). Later on, in the next section over, security escorted two people out for being "rowdy and rambunctious", as Ms. Chandra would say.
Despite all this fun, the Bills lost 21 to 7 (to the Lions) and my family continued to hate on JP.
The end.
~Lynz