Fourth Cabbage Joke | Accidental Video

[bitchingwhores]

[OOC: This is supposed to be backdated to a few days after the event ended. I'm sorry that I'm so slow!]

[Hey, guess who hasn't been broadcasted in a while. This guy right here!

What's he been doing in his free time, anyway?

Exploding, that's what. Yeah, apparently he turned into orange tang during the last event.

We're granted with an actual

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[Video]

[libraritology]

[Evelyn has been spending most of her time in the library, so it's entirely by chance that she happened to turn on her communicator and see this transmission.]

Are you all right?

[Video] 1/3 You have given permission for hell

[bitchingwhores]

[Well, hello there rare elusive female Wonderland dweller! Adachi's gonna double-take at you just because, goddamn, he really thought he was only trapped with teenagers and guys around his age. Don't mind him, he's just really shocked that you even exist.

Wait, that narrative sounds stupid. Moving on.]

[Video] 2/4 whoops

[bitchingwhores]

[And he finally remembers, hey, he's an adult, and he gives Evelyn a smile.]

Hi there! I'm okay, I think. Just a bit achy, but that's probably understandable, given the situation.

[Video] 3/4 (expression not seen, derp, how do thoughts work)

[bitchingwhores]

[Adachi, this is a woman. A very attractive woman at that. Maybe you can put that hatesnog with Souji past you!

Please put it passed you. You can still taste the kid for fucks sake.]

[Video] 4/4 DONE ILU BB

[bitchingwhores]

[It takes Adachi a second to compose himself. This has to be good. He has to make a good impression on this fine young lady.]

I'm sorry for staring at you like that! I didn't know Wonderland even had women! You kinda scared me there, and I thought I was hallucinating again.

[Of course he has to lay this on very thick.]

You are a woman, right? Because, now that I think about it, I think I might feel faint.

[Video]

[libraritology]

[He seems to be having some trouble answering her. When he finally gets the second bit out, Evelyn raises an eyebrow.]

Do I not look like a woman?

[It behooves you not to answer that.]

Why on earth would you feel faint, of all things?

[Video] 1/?

[bitchingwhores]

[Aaand that's a first impression you can take to the bank.

Really, she's staring at him like he's grown another head, really, lady, what the hell is your damn proble--]

[Video] 2/? I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS IS I AM SO SORRY

[bitchingwhores]

[Unfortunately, Adachi doesn't posses much tact around women. This will be awkward.]

You do! I just thought, well, um. I haven't seen that many women here, so I thought you were just another hallucination! I'm sorry, really!

[Adachi is clearly the smoothest operator around.]

Well, because you're just...

[Video] 3/?

[bitchingwhores]

[Whoa, don't say she's attractive straight up! You have to be slow! Women like that, right? This guy sure as fuck wouldn't know. You wanna know why he threw two mostly different women inside the tv world? Sex. Sex is why. Damn, he hasn't even kissed a woman in--]

Um. Startling! Yeah, startling.

[Video] 4/?

[bitchingwhores]

[WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT! QUICKLY FIX YOUR SITUATION, ADACHI--]

[Video] 5/5 DONE I AM SO SORRY

[bitchingwhores]

Wait! I don't mean in a bad way!

[Fuck. In less than a minute, this woman hates him. Shit.]

[Video] 1/3

[libraritology]

[She scrutinizes him carefully, making absolutely certain that he seems sincere.

Well.

Sincere enough. He's trying.]

[Video] 2/3

[libraritology]

[All right, that's enough.

Evelyn laughs.]

[Video] 3/3

[libraritology]

I know very well what you meant, and I take no offense. I'll admit, there aren't very many women here.

[Sporting a genuine smile, because he is quite amusingly awkward, she introduces herself.]

I'm Evelyn Carnahan.

[Video] 1/? (this expression isn't actually seen, it's just innerdachi freaking)

[bitchingwhores]

[OHSHITOHSHITSHE'SGOINGTOCLOSETHEFEEDSHE'SGOINGTOIGNOREHIMFOREVERANDSHE'LLNEVERLETTHIS DOWNANDHE'LLHAVETOMAKEHERPAY]

[Video] 2/? (this expression is not seen jesus innerdachi shut up)

[bitchingwhores]

[OH THANK GOD. He thought he completely fucked up--

Sheesh, she's cute when she smiles! Oh, damn, Adachi's returning it back, previously mentioned faintness forgotten.

Oh, and she has good manners too!]