Of one thing Merlin was almost certain was that this fight happening in public was a very bad idea. ( Nevermind that people were just casually gathering around to watch for a few minutes before wandering off and wondering when the studio started production on such a doofy medieval show... )

On the upside, Arthur didn't know enough about local standards to recognise that the hotel they were in was not of the best quality available. That meant that everyone present was at least spared that amount of thrown fits or whining or irrationality of any stripe ( Read more... )