Crime Log
1. Take an outdoor McDonald's PlayPlace, six hungover kids, a lot of orange juice, and the leftover champagne from the night before. What do you get?
McMosas.
2. Yesterday while apartment-hunting I met a two-legged dog named Sexy McJesus.
3. I had to go home from work early to confront the steroid-abusing gay Asian bodybuilder we're kicking out of the third room in my house. Hence, #2.
4. And, of course, the fat guy in the front yard up the street wearing nothing but green boxers and a Santa hat.
McMosas.
2. Yesterday while apartment-hunting I met a two-legged dog named Sexy McJesus.
3. I had to go home from work early to confront the steroid-abusing gay Asian bodybuilder we're kicking out of the third room in my house. Hence, #2.
4. And, of course, the fat guy in the front yard up the street wearing nothing but green boxers and a Santa hat.