Day One - Video

[bishonen_puu]

[Someone has a very limited idea of how technology works. And thus, the video feed cuts in and out as someone beats the communication device, steps on it and pokes at it with his sword.]

[Video of the floor]
-dnapped again, this is ridiculous! This has to he Shin-

[Video of a green eye]-sina maryoku gadgetry. How am I supposed to know how to make

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I AM QUEEN OF THE DERPS.

[exiled_torch]

Stop yelling!

I can hear you halfway across the mansion!

video; long live the Queen~

[bishonen_puu]

If you can hear me then why don't you do something about it!? I demand to speak to whoever is in charge here!

video; hell yeah

[exiled_torch]

She isn't here. Whining about it like a peasant isn't going to change anything.

video;

[bishonen_puu]

A peasant?! I am Lord Wolfram von Bielefeld, born of two of the ten noble families, youngest son of the 26th Maou, official royal fiance of the 27th! And you call me a peasant!? I have the noblest of blood running through my veins! Appologize at once, commoner

video;

[exiled_torch]

I'll apologize when you stop acting like a child.

And you aren't the only one with noble blood here. My name is Zuko, crown prince of the Fire Nation.

video;

[bishonen_puu]

Prince Zuko? What kind of name is Zuko? Are you human? And you're a prince with a face like that? Is it a battle scar?

[Nope, not childish at all.]

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[exiled_torch]

What kind of name is Wolfram von Bielefeld?!

Of course I'm human.

[Oh lawd he's talking about his scar. Zuko's "player" debates how to react properly to that. He settles on touching his under eye area and brooding. He puts on his best overzealous angst face.]

Yes, I am, and it isn't any of your business how I got it!

video;

[bishonen_puu]

For a "Fire Nation" prince, you certainly don't seem very careful around fire. I should have guessed you were human. You can tell your king that kidnapping me will do him no good if he plans to face Yuuri!

video;

[exiled_torch]

[He snorts.]

Be quiet! You have no idea what you're talking about!

[He slams his fist on table the PDA is resting on. Ow, fuck, that kind of hurt.]

My father didn't kidnap you. I'm stuck here too!

video;

[bishonen_puu]

And you're simply too weak and cowardly to escape. Fine. I'll do it on my own.

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[exiled_torch]

[He growls. No, you did not just go there. His anger is pretty convincing, if a bit overdone.]

I am NOT.

[He hits that table again. owowow.]

There just isn't a way out, but feel free to waste your energy and try.

video;

[bishonen_puu]

It's only a waste when you do it because nothing will ever come of it. I'll show you how a mazoku handles fire.

[Wolfram gets out his prop cotton ball and lights it on fire in his hand. Oooooo aaahhh~]

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[exiled_torch]

[He snickers and crosses his arms. Not impressed, his "player" is though!]

Is that supposed to be a threat?

[He goes away from the communicator to get..yes! Red, yellow, and orange dyed toilet paper roll. BEHOLD. He tosses it just above the communicator with a growl. Hell yeah fake fireballs.]

OOC: that's really cool! can you teach me?? :)

video/ text;

[bishonen_puu]

A threat? You are obviously not worth my time.

[Text]
OOC - I suppose so. It takes a lot of hard work and dedication and you'll probably have to train lighting it in a frying pan for a long time but sure. Just don't expect to be as good as me.

video/ text;

[exiled_torch]

No, you are obviously not worth mine.

OOC: ok! well, of course i don't expect myself to be better than you on the first try.

[Zuko's "player" really is very different from his character.]

video/ text;

[bishonen_puu]

Nice comeback.

[Text]
OOC - Great. We'll meet for lunch or something, then? I'm new to this venue so I need some time to get my baring. Oh, and that's some amazing scar make-up.