Day One - Video

[bishonen_puu]

[Someone has a very limited idea of how technology works. And thus, the video feed cuts in and out as someone beats the communication device, steps on it and pokes at it with his sword.]

[Video of the floor]
-dnapped again, this is ridiculous! This has to he Shin-

[Video of a green eye]
-sina maryoku gadgetry. How am I supposed to know how to make this stupid thing w-

[Video bursts of his foot coming down on it several times]
-culous things I've ev-
believe I got brought here al-
-ith a useless piece of
-RRRRAAAAAAAA-
-AAAAAAA-
-AAAAA~!

[Video of sword pokery]

[Video, upside down, of Wolfram's confused face.]
Just what are you for?