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[die_monster]

So I've been stalkin this comm off and on for like YEARS now, never made an intro. For one, I'm tragically lazy, but mostly because I tend to hang out with very lowkey nerdy types, and pictures just don't get taken much. And for myself, I don't even own a damn camera, so that's not happening. But I'm gonna give this my best shot, lawl.

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[die_monster]

No, Owlbear was a stray/rescue for me. Turned up on someone's doorstep halfdead from fleas and exposure, and had to get blood transfusions. He came to me with his arms all shaved and half his hair missing, looked a fright, hence the name.







Just a regular domestic longhair, I think? but with a pretty strange fur-type. Very...fluffy and fine, and a little crinkly almost. I don't know what the hell.

[die_monster]

Yes exactly! Owlbear has a huge brushy tail. He's petite though, smallest and plumpest of my kittehs. AND SO MUCH FLOOF. Oh gods, the brushing. I just get fed up and clip him periodically and then he looks dumb, haha.

[die_monster]

Yeah. Owlbear is the tiniest of the three I have, and the only one to have started out life homeless, and he ALWAYS eats first. Never mind that Jack is kind of a panther (seriously, he shoulderbumps the dogs and I fucking HEAR that shit across the house) and Lily is satan incarnate. Owlbear is the sweetest, most goodnatured cat you will meet but he eats first.

[die_monster]

Yeah, Bear sounds like Lily. She will look straight at me and then do something, bite a cat or a dog, try to dig into the closet, and I will tell her NO and she makes this innocent squeak that I'm pretty sure is cat for "Fuck you!" and then do it again. My huuuuugecat Jack is also a scaredypants. Any loud noise, new people, anything, and he makes the giant googly eyes and hides. But he's HUGE. And Lily just whips the crap out of him. Tosses him off the back of the recliner like some kind of pro wrestling move. Instead of being gay for one another my cats all love the dogs. Snuggle up to them, clean their ears, even nurse on them. And the dogs don't mind, they were raised with cats so it's just kinda whatever to them.