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[ooc You want to hear him sing about as much as I do, okay? It's an audio post, the video isn't ic. Also. All comments voiced, mmkay?]

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...Dunno, like Svartalfheim, I guess. And that didn't exactly turn out so hot.

Geeze.

So, uh. [Tok, tok.] What is going on, huh?

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[ooc IF I DISAPPEAR, IT'S BECAUSE THE STORM KILLED THE INTERNET. AGAIN.]

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[Scratching, caw, caw.] This...

This ain't right.

And I think it's cannibalism.

Where do the schmucks in charge come up with this stuff, huh?

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[ooc Chicken Ice Cream, poor birdbrain.]

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[Flap flap flap! Squawk! Scratch! ...Yelling.]

What the hell- who- whoever thinks this is funny is sick in the head!

I mean- I mean-... [More squawking and... pecking? Yelling.]

'S a curse, isn't it? Fucking...

'Cause if it ain't, I wanna know who thought it was a good idea to tie me to a sandbag.

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What the f- Hey!

[A substantial pause, or maybe a lag, as Matthew surveys the scene. Flying above, others can be heard yelling for help. Occasionally, someone reaches out to grab the bird when he flies too low, thinking he's seen someone he knows.]

Anyo- Anyone I should- Shit.

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[Wet pecking noise; someone's having a snack.]

Somebody forgot to tell me this place has room service. I guess things are looking up. [More munching.]

Could be worse. I could be living with the three-mouthed wonder.

Yeah. I got no complaints.

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