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*said through a megaphone*
Crisis averted folks! Nothing to see here! Please, you, over there...move on.
*puts megaphone down*
Okay boys and girls...now who wants to hear a funny little tale of a crazy lady? Gather round. Does everyone have their blanket and a pillow? Okay...
Once upon a time, in a land not too far from here, there lived a crazy lady named Bird. Now this lady named Bird couldn't fly and she didn't have feathers, but when mad or frustrated she could squawk as loud and clear as an eagle who has spotted it prey from above. The End.
Crisis averted folks! Nothing to see here! Please, you, over there...move on.
*puts megaphone down*
Okay boys and girls...now who wants to hear a funny little tale of a crazy lady? Gather round. Does everyone have their blanket and a pillow? Okay...
Once upon a time, in a land not too far from here, there lived a crazy lady named Bird. Now this lady named Bird couldn't fly and she didn't have feathers, but when mad or frustrated she could squawk as loud and clear as an eagle who has spotted it prey from above. The End.