Sexy Cakes

Sep 14, 2006 16:16

Ohh man, you know what makes me laugh every time?

(What?)

Thinking about that SNL skit where the (sexy in his own right) Patrick Stewart is the baker at an erotic bakery called Sexy Cakes and every single one of the cakes, apparently, just has a woman sitting on a toilet on them. We, of course, don't see the cakes, but we hear the customer's reactions to looking into boxes or the catalog.

Naturally, they're all disappointed/disgusted/confused...

Customer: "Why are they all of women sitting on a toilet?"
Baker: "Need I remind you this is an *erotic* bakery?"
Customer: "But why don't you just have, I don't know, two people having sex?"
Baker: (incredulous) "Have you forgotten that you're going to have to *eat* this cake?"

...until, yaay, a woman walks in and asks "Hi, uh, I know this might be kinda weird, but...do you have any cakes with women going to the bathroom on them?" to which a clearly delighted Patrick Stewart replies "Absolutely!" before turning to the camera and winking.

Oh, my lord. I was just thinking about it and started giggling to myself, and typing it out now I am giggling all over again. Oh deaaaar.

Hey, anyone have a video clip of this handy?
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