Stoke's a bit shit, like.
You know when you go away from somewhere for AGES, and you kinda miss it? and even though you know it's gona be shit... you still go back anyway?
I did that... :(
Two years away, and there's absolutely fuck all in Stoke now... All my friends have either moved away or gone away to uni, I feels kinda lonely here... I've seen about 2 people that I know (but i don't particularly LIKE either of them)
So, what do I do? Make new friends, or save up and get the hell back outta here?
Oh, ever seen a robot fart? I have!! Today...! I nearly pee'd myself laughing...
I've had a fun day, my mum asked me to take my two foster brothers to some thing put on at Viccy Hall.. I was dubious, but it was a chance for me to fuck about and be a kid again for a few hours, and someone mentioned... free cakes or something of sorts, i was straight in there... Altho, I never had a cake in the end.
But there was some bod dressed as a massive robot...
(butterfly not included)
It dance, and sang, and was generally rather hilarious, then it burped and farted follwed by "better out than in I always say" which had me in stitches! :)
Then they (s)kids made some random things (A shark and a bat to be exact) outta willow and tracing paper... very eco friendly!
The kids wanted cake... I ate the cherry off the top and I was brilliant and didn't have free cake... then we raced upstairs and had a go of the African drums, which was fun, the skids enjoyed it, and I shook my trunk a little too... yay for dancing in front of people you don't know..! :)
We had races all day, my foster brothers and I... it was fun, I won coz i'm bigger than them :D haha.
The robot came back and me and Ryan(my foster brother) had a boogie while it sang! Then the little ones (brothers... nothing else) drew themselves and painted a picture, and then made hats... sorry, correction "Headpieces", since when was "hat" politically incorrect? Meh... Then Ryan and I had a dance while Matt (other foster brother) finished his "headpiece" twas cool, got to swing him around and no one told me off.
I made a new friend, he's cool, he likes ska
Then we went to KFC... they'd run out of chicken... how can KFC run out of chicken? So we went to McDonalds... always a saviour! Then we came home.
It was a laugh, but since end of Dec til now, this is the most fun i've had back in Stoke. Stoke is officially a bit shit. Hmm..
Anyways, rant/story over.
Smell ya later kiddies
x
For anyone who read this on myspazz... I couldn't be arsed to update it!! :D
I did that... :(
Two years away, and there's absolutely fuck all in Stoke now... All my friends have either moved away or gone away to uni, I feels kinda lonely here... I've seen about 2 people that I know (but i don't particularly LIKE either of them)
So, what do I do? Make new friends, or save up and get the hell back outta here?
Oh, ever seen a robot fart? I have!! Today...! I nearly pee'd myself laughing...
I've had a fun day, my mum asked me to take my two foster brothers to some thing put on at Viccy Hall.. I was dubious, but it was a chance for me to fuck about and be a kid again for a few hours, and someone mentioned... free cakes or something of sorts, i was straight in there... Altho, I never had a cake in the end.
But there was some bod dressed as a massive robot...
(butterfly not included)
It dance, and sang, and was generally rather hilarious, then it burped and farted follwed by "better out than in I always say" which had me in stitches! :)
Then they (s)kids made some random things (A shark and a bat to be exact) outta willow and tracing paper... very eco friendly!
The kids wanted cake... I ate the cherry off the top and I was brilliant and didn't have free cake... then we raced upstairs and had a go of the African drums, which was fun, the skids enjoyed it, and I shook my trunk a little too... yay for dancing in front of people you don't know..! :)
We had races all day, my foster brothers and I... it was fun, I won coz i'm bigger than them :D haha.
The robot came back and me and Ryan(my foster brother) had a boogie while it sang! Then the little ones (brothers... nothing else) drew themselves and painted a picture, and then made hats... sorry, correction "Headpieces", since when was "hat" politically incorrect? Meh... Then Ryan and I had a dance while Matt (other foster brother) finished his "headpiece" twas cool, got to swing him around and no one told me off.
I made a new friend, he's cool, he likes ska
Then we went to KFC... they'd run out of chicken... how can KFC run out of chicken? So we went to McDonalds... always a saviour! Then we came home.
It was a laugh, but since end of Dec til now, this is the most fun i've had back in Stoke. Stoke is officially a bit shit. Hmm..
Anyways, rant/story over.
Smell ya later kiddies
x
For anyone who read this on myspazz... I couldn't be arsed to update it!! :D