Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I stole
lady_mercedesg's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
gemini_rain's purse (30 points). In February I turned
rpgqueen in for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (323 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
Biodrew