Writer's Block: Fashion Forward
Almost certainly, fashion will dictate that we clothe ourselves in quilt-like garments, stitched together from cloned human scalps. Patterns will vary by hair color and style. In the colder seasons, the curly-haired and dreadlocked versions will be favored, with the hairy side turned inward toward the skin to provide insulation. These will be accompanied by ornate loincloths made of elm leaves and croutons.