Kissing a Banana Slug, by Morgan of Empire Elementary School

I kissed a Banana Slug,
four or more times.

I said, "Four, shmore!"
So I kissed it once more.

It felt so ewwy and gooey.
It smelt fine,
just like anytime.

It tasted ooey and fooey.

-Found in the Save The Redwoods League 2008 Annual Report