For Rachel
So on Sunday...I went to the cricket. It was my first ever attendance at a proper cricket match. And pretty fun it was too.
However, the day did give rise to some of the most amazing quotes of stupidity ever. To the point where I just had to put pen to paper and note some of them down. As I promised I'd pass these on to Rachel, and we have fairly few mutual friends, I thought an obvious thing to do would be to post them here, give everyone a laugh:
Rachel (to the man on the door type thing): Which side's the boundary rope on?
Me: Biling-u-ality, is that the one when you like men and women?
Me: It's like that green prickly stuff you get in bushes.
Rachel: Soil?
Me: I was buying your birthder a brothay present.
Me: He's not allowed to run with the ball (after a very short moment, I realised that was basketball...)
Rachel (on Heroes): Every week it leaves you on a hangover!
Me: Oh, did the guy caught it then?
Me: I have magical boobs (this was a comment on my ability to get sunburn on my left boob, whilst sitting in the shade. I am talented.).
I am, however, rather pleased to note that it wasn't just me.