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superluser tagged me. Oh my gawd. I have to tell six wierd things about myself now... But.. but... I always talk about my wierd self... hmm...
1. Up until my early 20's, I could let off this piercing shriek that sounded exactly like a bottle rocket. I can also do this coughing-shout thing that sounds awful, gross, and very loud. However, it's difficult and somewhat painful, so I haven't done it in a long while, like years.
2. When I rotate my head in a quiet room, I can hear a sort of gritty noise coming from my neck. I don't think this is a good thing...
3. I want to grow a garden of only fungi and mosses.
4. Whenever I pass by fake decorative grapes, I am utterly compelled to squeeze them and squish them, and moreso, to pull one off and stick it on my face somewhere. I really don't know why. I imagine that, if left alone long enough, I would pluck every grape off the bunch and suction the entire mass of them all over my visage. I'd probably look wonderful after I pull them all off again, too... But I've never done that.
5. I keep a steel bolt on my nightstand in case my ears itch in the middle of the night. It scratches in the right places better than a Q-tip can, and the Q-tips are like, five miles away in the bathroom. Danielle is terrified that I'm going to just jam it into my ear canal one day and impale my brain, but the bolt is blunt on the end, and the threads are much less sharp than the wood screw I used to use...
6. If you grab my ass, I just might squeal.
I would tag six others like the meme's instructions direct, but I usually don't get results that way.... Pretend that I tagged you if you feel like perpetuating this one. I'll back you up on it.
1. Up until my early 20's, I could let off this piercing shriek that sounded exactly like a bottle rocket. I can also do this coughing-shout thing that sounds awful, gross, and very loud. However, it's difficult and somewhat painful, so I haven't done it in a long while, like years.
2. When I rotate my head in a quiet room, I can hear a sort of gritty noise coming from my neck. I don't think this is a good thing...
3. I want to grow a garden of only fungi and mosses.
4. Whenever I pass by fake decorative grapes, I am utterly compelled to squeeze them and squish them, and moreso, to pull one off and stick it on my face somewhere. I really don't know why. I imagine that, if left alone long enough, I would pluck every grape off the bunch and suction the entire mass of them all over my visage. I'd probably look wonderful after I pull them all off again, too... But I've never done that.
5. I keep a steel bolt on my nightstand in case my ears itch in the middle of the night. It scratches in the right places better than a Q-tip can, and the Q-tips are like, five miles away in the bathroom. Danielle is terrified that I'm going to just jam it into my ear canal one day and impale my brain, but the bolt is blunt on the end, and the threads are much less sharp than the wood screw I used to use...
6. If you grab my ass, I just might squeal.
I would tag six others like the meme's instructions direct, but I usually don't get results that way.... Pretend that I tagged you if you feel like perpetuating this one. I'll back you up on it.