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[bikinuswax]

My schedule's been like gay porn this last week: all these balls at my face (not yours, Shaman), messes to clean up, getting the shaft. Not to mention I don't know what direction I'm facing or who's on top of me or beneath me. I missed an interview with Cold Bread, the Icelandic duo who sing about carbohydrates? Doesn't matter - saves me from

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[naboo_thats_who]

Checked the roof, and all the rooms, couldn't see her. Did she come to the party? I didn't notice her. Perhaps that's what she's for, though.

You're welcome to come round and check, if you want. Could show you a little whizz-bang at the same time, if you're inclined.

[bikinuswax]

Your going to show me whizz and bang? How can I refuse. Got anything that will having me seeing around corners?

[naboo_thats_who]

A mirror?

[bikinuswax]

Gonna make me work for it, are you?

[naboo_thats_who]

I'm sure I couldn't make you do anything you didn't want to.

[bikinuswax]

But that shouldn't stop you from trying.

Just waved down a mini-cab, all yours here soon.