Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 8

[biguglymandoll]

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. You can comment here or there.

A few days ago, we covered the 12 Days of Greed Christmas, which sucks, but is at least a thoughtful recitation of gifts received rather than expected.

Santa Baby - you materialistic bitch.  And you thought the 12 Days of Christmas was expensive?  Let’s see, she wants a sable

Comments

[honorh]

In addition to the expensive Christmas list, the whole song sounds like a bunch of single entendres strung together when you listen to it. "Hurry down the chimney tonight"--hello, can it get more blatant?

[biguglymandoll]

And I don't mean the phone, wink wink, nudge nudge! Exactly.