pirate joke

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, Mate, I haven't
>>>>>>>seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Arrrr"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Arrrr, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball,
>>>>>>>but I'm fine now."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your
>>>>>>>hand?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Arrrr, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
>>>>>>>sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm
>>>>>>>fine, really."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"What about that eye patch?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Arrrr, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I
>>>>>>>looked up and one of them shat in my eye."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an
>>>>>>>eye, just from some bird shit."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Arrrr, it was my first day with the hook."