★ Six ★
[Private]
Preparations are going as well as expected. Let me see if that Prinny shorted me...
Twenty [Delicious Cakes], thirty [Gold Bars], twenty [Tickets], twenty bottles of [Liquor], twenty [Game Consoles], and twenty [Gift Cards] all accounted for, along with, most importantly, one [Mr. Gency Exit].
As well, I have my [Marvelous Sword], [Golden Fist], and [Luminous Bow]. I will have to decide on which accessories and Evilities to equip later.
Maybe I should accost at least one ally beforehand. A monster will do; Magichange comes in handy more often than not, after all.
...I must say I am quite proud of myself. A perfect plan with a zero percent chance of success! Remarkable.
Sigh, I have had far more of these in my lifetime than I would like, but it is a leader's role to make zero percent into one hundred percent, so I have no place to complain.
Hmm, I still have quite some time until I actually implement this. I suppose I should level grind a bit.
[Public; Several hours later outside of the Castle]
[Anyone outside--or, Hell, inside for that matter--can probably see flashes coming from various over-powered attacks.
Using his fists, he defeats several Menos Grande, each requiring only a single blow to go down. With the purplish electric-like Star magic, he slays a swarm of cactaurs and dire chipmunks--the latter riding motorcycles and wielding flails.
Using the ultimate in sword skills--Mach+ Slice, which involves a quarter-of-a-mile-long blade of energy--Master Big Star annihilates a swarm of tyrannids, several grape hippos, and many Baciels and Dragon Zombies. He also accidentally leveled a mountain in the process.
After an hour of this, he went up one level and managed to tame a high-level Orthoros-class Mystic Beast]
...Patience is a virtue, but this is ridiculous. Where in evil's name is the Cave of Ordeals in this forsaken Netherworld?
Preparations are going as well as expected. Let me see if that Prinny shorted me...
Twenty [Delicious Cakes], thirty [Gold Bars], twenty [Tickets], twenty bottles of [Liquor], twenty [Game Consoles], and twenty [Gift Cards] all accounted for, along with, most importantly, one [Mr. Gency Exit].
As well, I have my [Marvelous Sword], [Golden Fist], and [Luminous Bow]. I will have to decide on which accessories and Evilities to equip later.
Maybe I should accost at least one ally beforehand. A monster will do; Magichange comes in handy more often than not, after all.
...I must say I am quite proud of myself. A perfect plan with a zero percent chance of success! Remarkable.
Sigh, I have had far more of these in my lifetime than I would like, but it is a leader's role to make zero percent into one hundred percent, so I have no place to complain.
Hmm, I still have quite some time until I actually implement this. I suppose I should level grind a bit.
[Public; Several hours later outside of the Castle]
[Anyone outside--or, Hell, inside for that matter--can probably see flashes coming from various over-powered attacks.
Using his fists, he defeats several Menos Grande, each requiring only a single blow to go down. With the purplish electric-like Star magic, he slays a swarm of cactaurs and dire chipmunks--the latter riding motorcycles and wielding flails.
Using the ultimate in sword skills--Mach+ Slice, which involves a quarter-of-a-mile-long blade of energy--Master Big Star annihilates a swarm of tyrannids, several grape hippos, and many Baciels and Dragon Zombies. He also accidentally leveled a mountain in the process.
After an hour of this, he went up one level and managed to tame a high-level Orthoros-class Mystic Beast]
...Patience is a virtue, but this is ridiculous. Where in evil's name is the Cave of Ordeals in this forsaken Netherworld?