why i'm so happy to be with my bro again
Collaborations like this (sung to the tune of The Rainbow Connection, by Kermit the Frog):
why aren't there many more songs about buttholes?
and what we can put inside?
buttholes are holes that aren't just for pooping
the people who told you that lied
so we've been told and some choose to believe it,
but I know there're wrong, wait and see!
someday we'll find it, the prostate connection!
a phallus, a butthole, and me!
who said that cunts, are the only thing to fuck,
unless you're a porn star
somebody thought of that, and someone believed it.
look what it's done so far.
what's so amazing that keeps us from gazing at that winking brown star
someday we'll find it, the prostate connection!
a phallus, a butthole, and me!
all of us under it's spell, we know that's it's probably magic!
have you been half asleep, and have you felt nudges,
i've felt them probing my crack
is this the sweet thing that calls the young sailors?
that's why they keep coming back
i've felt it too many times to ignore it
it's something that I'm supposed to do
someday we'll find it, the prostate connection!
a phallus, a butthole, and you!
ah da ah! da da ugh!
why aren't there many more songs about buttholes?
and what we can put inside?
buttholes are holes that aren't just for pooping
the people who told you that lied
so we've been told and some choose to believe it,
but I know there're wrong, wait and see!
someday we'll find it, the prostate connection!
a phallus, a butthole, and me!
who said that cunts, are the only thing to fuck,
unless you're a porn star
somebody thought of that, and someone believed it.
look what it's done so far.
what's so amazing that keeps us from gazing at that winking brown star
someday we'll find it, the prostate connection!
a phallus, a butthole, and me!
all of us under it's spell, we know that's it's probably magic!
have you been half asleep, and have you felt nudges,
i've felt them probing my crack
is this the sweet thing that calls the young sailors?
that's why they keep coming back
i've felt it too many times to ignore it
it's something that I'm supposed to do
someday we'll find it, the prostate connection!
a phallus, a butthole, and you!
ah da ah! da da ugh!