Introducing your new head coach for the University of Alabama...
Nick Saban! Yes, Nick "I'm not going to coach at Alabama" Saban.
We'll see now if he gets caught at a gentlemen's club yelling at the strippers "Roll Tide!" (a la Mr. Price) or if he'll actually make it through the off-season.
Who knows what will happen. This saga gets weirder and weirder.