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23:38 my big Open Mic Night at the bar is not going over. I'm a little disappointed. fucking karaoke #
00:12 @ religionbites we have some good singers here (incl. me) but overall it's karaoke so "duh" sums that up #
07:14 I've met people who aren't morning people. They haven't got SHIT on my oldest daughter. It's like waking up Gozer the Gozarian. #
11:53 @ dpringle There is no bacardimo, only Zuul #
13:25 there is nothing more frightening than being the only one home and discovering you're out of toilet paper. #
16:10 I can't upload the new version of iTunes, open my current iTunes, or even remove iTunes from my computer. WHAT THE FUCK #
16:53 RT @moryan: CHUCK SEASON 3 DEBUTS SUNDAY JAN 10, 9-11 ET (2 eps), THEN REGULAR TIME SLOT MONDAYS 8 PM ET STARTING JAN. 11. #CHUCK #
16:57 Has defeated his problems with iTunes. Google rocks #
17:31 Dear Facebook, I'd love to reconnect with some of the people on my friend list but guess what, they're dead. So quit rubbing it in already #
17:36 Dear Me, Remember when you could write like nobody's business? Those were good times, weren't they? Ya Loser... sincerely, Me #
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