Cloud Wins A Date // [This is totally hackable]

[bigdamnsword]

[In which Cloud attempts to avoid the whole shebang without looking like he's avoidin' it.]

To: Yuffie Kisaragi

What is this date thing?

Don't involve me

Where the hell's my materia?

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[treasureprinces]

SPIKEY!!!! OH SPIKES!!!!

[bigdamnsword]

Oh my god

[treasureprinces]

Come on now, you owe me a ride on that bike of yours. *winks*

(god she loves screwing with him)

[bigdamnsword]

*deadpan* Wouldn't you rather go for a ride in Cid's rocket?

[treasureprinces]

Hell no! I'm totally over that crush, thanks You OWEEEEE ME, Spikey!

[bigdamnsword]

Where's my Alexander, by the way? I woke up and found that all I had left was Choco/Mog what the hell.

[treasureprinces]

... no English.

[bigdamnsword]

That's right.

[bigdamnsword]

Wait, what?

[bigdamnsword]

... ... Did you steal my Steal materia as well?

[bigdamnsword]

IDEK.

[treasureprinces]

No English. You want potstickers?

[bigdamnsword]

... I ... guess ... ?

*is actually quite partial to them?*

[treasureprinces]

Great! Let's go then, Spikey!

Yes, she just took your materia, you're going to be lucky if she doesn't take your boxers while you're wearing them.

[bigdamnsword]

Okay fine. Where are we going?

[bigdamnsword]

. . .