Cloud Wins A Date // [This is totally hackable]
[In which Cloud attempts to avoid the whole shebang without looking like he's avoidin' it.]
To: Yuffie Kisaragi
What is this date thing?
Don't involve me
Where the hell's my materia?
sldkfjdskfjldskfsf
[Text remains unsent]
[In which Cloud decides that using his answering machine to head off Certain Phone Calls is a Good Idea. Also in which destiny and PHS message centers work together to screw over Cloud.]
Good Evening. Welcome to X message center! To listen to your messages, press 1. To change your away message, press 2.
[Beep.]
As you wish to change your voice message, please note that the new voice message must be less than 10 seconds long -
[... Could've sworn Tifa's message was longer than that ...]
Are you sure you wish to override your current voice message? Please press 1 to continue, or 2 to return to the main menu.
[Beep.]
Please note that old voice messages cannot be retrieved once they've been deleted. Press 1 to continue.
[Beep.]
Please wait for the tone, then record your mess - [PHS shuts down due to low battery]
[... ... *recharges PHS*]
Good Evening. Welcome to X mess -
[Beep. Beep. Beep.]
Please wait for the tone, then record your message. [TONE]
[TONE] This is Cloud. ... ... I'm not free - [TONE]
Your ten seconds are now complete. To rerecord your message, press 1. If you are happy with your message, press 2.
[In which Cloud hides like a little girl rallies his forces.]
To: Cid, Barret, Aeris, Tifa, Reeve, Nanaki, Vincent
Subject: That Thing.
If Yuffie says anything, I'm away delivering things.
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To: Barret
Re: That Thing.
I know the message center cut me off.
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To: Nanaki
Re: That Thing.
... I thought trying to head Yuffie off via message center was worth trying. Worked for two years, didn't it?
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To: Barret
Re: Re: That Thing.
I DON'T DANCE
[In which Cloud Gets Desperate because things are too quiet.]
To: Reeve
Hide me.
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To: Vincent
What's it like living in the mountains?
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To: Rufus Shinra
I demand an explanation for this bullshit.
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To: Reno
You suck.
[In which Cloud figures that Yuffie isn't going to hunt him down, and is slightly relieved.]
... I'm hungry.
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Who the hell's been throwing shuriken at my door?**
OH SHI -
**If this counts as god-modding, my apologies; let me know and I'll take it down <3
To: Yuffie Kisaragi
What is this date thing?
Don't involve me
Where the hell's my materia?
sldkfjdskfjldskfsf
[Text remains unsent]
[In which Cloud decides that using his answering machine to head off Certain Phone Calls is a Good Idea. Also in which destiny and PHS message centers work together to screw over Cloud.]
Good Evening. Welcome to X message center! To listen to your messages, press 1. To change your away message, press 2.
[Beep.]
As you wish to change your voice message, please note that the new voice message must be less than 10 seconds long -
[... Could've sworn Tifa's message was longer than that ...]
Are you sure you wish to override your current voice message? Please press 1 to continue, or 2 to return to the main menu.
[Beep.]
Please note that old voice messages cannot be retrieved once they've been deleted. Press 1 to continue.
[Beep.]
Please wait for the tone, then record your mess - [PHS shuts down due to low battery]
[... ... *recharges PHS*]
Good Evening. Welcome to X mess -
[Beep. Beep. Beep.]
Please wait for the tone, then record your message. [TONE]
[TONE] This is Cloud. ... ... I'm not free - [TONE]
Your ten seconds are now complete. To rerecord your message, press 1. If you are happy with your message, press 2.
[In which Cloud hides like a little girl rallies his forces.]
To: Cid, Barret, Aeris, Tifa, Reeve, Nanaki, Vincent
Subject: That Thing.
If Yuffie says anything, I'm away delivering things.
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To: Barret
Re: That Thing.
I know the message center cut me off.
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To: Nanaki
Re: That Thing.
... I thought trying to head Yuffie off via message center was worth trying. Worked for two years, didn't it?
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To: Barret
Re: Re: That Thing.
I DON'T DANCE
[In which Cloud Gets Desperate because things are too quiet.]
To: Reeve
Hide me.
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To: Vincent
What's it like living in the mountains?
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To: Rufus Shinra
I demand an explanation for this bullshit.
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To: Reno
You suck.
[In which Cloud figures that Yuffie isn't going to hunt him down, and is slightly relieved.]
... I'm hungry.
...
...
...
Who the hell's been throwing shuriken at my door?**
OH SHI -
**If this counts as god-modding, my apologies; let me know and I'll take it down <3