Apr 24, 2006 05:39
Today shall be an interesting day. Why? I shall be wearing a green suit covred in nerf balls with a good amount also glued to my face. I have no problems with this though. They are going to pay 600 duckets to do it and they're going to feed me breakfast and lunch. Who can beat that? That's the type of actor I think I'm going to be.
Director: So Mr. Kennedy, will you take the roll?
ME: You bet your sweet ass I will.
Director: Great! So how much are we lookin' at to pay you for your services?
ME: Well I'm thinking for a job this big I'm going to have to go with a least a dinner from Applebee's every night, Slices pizza for lunch, and if you need me in the mornings...at least two Sonic breakfast barriots a glass of OJ.
Director: Really? Well we have five million dollars sloted in the budget to pay you.
ME: Five million? For me? Really? So you mean you'll pay me on top feeding me? What a sweet bonus!!!
Like I've said before kids, I'm into the entertainment field because I enjoy entertaining. What can I say? That's just how I rol;. :)
Until we meet again!
"Dude! Halo 2 on Ledgendary is fucking impossible!"- Clifton Vere