Dildos make every occasion more interesting....

Sep 18, 2005 15:04

Last night was TONS OF FUN.

Alkaline Trio was fantastic. Completely superb.

Reggie was very good.

My Chemical Romance sucked serious ass and def. should have played like half the amount of time. They just wouldnt shut up and they gave me a headache and got real annoying. The singer is a creep and i think he's a faggot...

Overall though, Great night.

Bringing 18" black dildos to a concert makes for an interesting night. I had my picture taken with like 5 random people and a bunch of other random people took my picture just me and the dildo. Its always fun to throw a dildo on stage and watch the guitarist for Reggie pick it up in disgust and put it on the bassists shoulder and watch him almost throw up in his mouth. They ended up throwing it back into the crowd though and for a while my precious dildo was lost. But, have no fear. Between Reggie and Alkaline Craig, Derk, and Rob hoisted me up on their shoulders and i screamed over and over again, "Who's got my dildo?!" Eventually there was a bunch of people pointing and finally the dildo ended up a few feet from me. A girl grabbed it and told me she'd only give it to me if i took it from her with my mouth. I leaned forward still on Craig, Derk, and Rob's shoulders and bit into the big black piece of rubber. The crowd errupted because they could all clearly see, due to the fact i was in the air on 3 guys' shoulders, that the kid with the dildo got it back and he got it back by way of putting it in his mouth. I felt like a mother fuckin celebrity. I was standing in back while MCR played and this girl was like stairing at me. I look over and i go, "ya?" She looks and me and goes, "Yer the kid with the dildo. What happened to it?" I said, "I let my friend hold onto it." I was amazed. I guess its safe to say that if you bring a dildo to a show, people are bound to know who you are. It was a fuckin blast. Alot of good laughs and great music. The drummer from Alkaline Trio's drumset was fuckin amazing.... and thats about it.

Alkaline Trio has my vote for best band of the night....
completely amazing. Great night....

Now im going to catch up on sleep cause i didnt get much of it last night and my body is aching from head to toe. Adios Amigos.

T-Ray
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