This is why i never used craigs list to find a job.

[bigbakaboon]

"State of the Art Distribution Center in Oakland County seeking entry level, go getter who has the drive, neigh the ultimate motivation to live the high life. Big house, 2 Porshes, and lots of bling can be yours at the NEW STATE OF THE ART DISTRIBUTION CENTER. Must be 18 and over (Perfect for college students), have reliable transportation, and have big dreams to work on our team. So come and experience the thrill of potentially making 60k, and help the ENVIORMENT at the same time"

Granted, i did fill out a few applications regardless but i just ran into that one.

HOLY SHIT! 2 PORCHES!? ALL ON 60K?!?!? OMG!