How do you plead?

Dec 19, 2005 16:49

Singing in the shower? --- guilty

Left the stove on? --- guilty

Ate Stale food? --- guilty (goat milk)

Spit in someone's Drink? ---innocent

Stole Something from a friend? --- guilty (i felt so bad i paid him back)

Bossed your friends around? --- guilty

Played w/ Barbies? --- guilty (i was a toddler, don't judge me)

Sang the wrong words to your favorite song? --- guilty

Lit candles & let wax run all down your desk? --- guilty

Kissed your posters of your favorite stars? --- innocent

Had sex w/ a stranger? --- Dude! innocent

Did a Wrestling move on someone? --- guilty (sorry tracy)

Had a Lite Brite toy? --- guilty (still do)

Gave a surprise party for someone? --- guilty

Made someone cry? --- guilty

Asked someone out? --- guilty

Opened your Christmas presents early? --- guilty (im doing it right now)

Found money & didn't turn it in? --- guilty

Gave money to a homeless person? --- guilty

Sang cheesy 80's songs? --- guilty

Dug for buried treasure? --- guilty

Thought Star Wars was cool? --- guilty (im a nerd, forgive me)

Had a super-hero costume? --- always

Still sleep w/ your baby blanket? --- innocent

Told a family member to F*** off? --- guilty

Lied to protect a friend? --- guilty

Broke a bone? -- innocent

Got lost in your own little world? --- Guilty

Seen "the goonies" more than 10 times? --- innocent

Played a Video game for more than 5 hours?--- Guilty

Watched "Scream" and actually Screamed? ---innocent

Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow?--- guilty

Hugged your mom in the past 24 hours? --- guilty (i love my momma)

Drank until you passed out? --- GUILTY (heh heh heh.... good times)
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