Having A Go At It
So this being a B.I.T.C.H resolve seems to be taking on a life of its own. Since my last entry, I've 1) yelled at a bar staff who tried to say no to my request for a glass of water and 2) at work today I MSN yelled at a friend whom I felt was taking me for granted. And its only Monday.
Let's fill in the details:
Situation No.1: What's up with this 'we will still serve you alcohol even though you are obviously pissed drunk but we will not serve you water to sober you up even if you ask for some' policy with bars and clubs?! It really pisses me off that you can order alcohol by the jugs, but ask for a glass of water and bar staff refuse to serve you, cos you might be taking advantage of their free tap water. Gimme a break. Yes, people go to out to bars to drink water, cos that's so fun, and really preps you for a fun night out. Ooh "A jug of water please, cos I really want to pee like a horse tonight" or "Man, I've had such a fucking long week, I feel like some tap water!" Like seriously, if you want to be a cheap-ass by refusing to serve your customers water, then just say so, don't insult my intelligence by telling me people take advantage of your free water. Unless my name was Jack and I had to go up a fucking hill to fetch a pail of water (to drink), the likelihood is that I'm just asking for A glass of water. So be gracious, turn on the fucking tap and give me my glass of water. Then maybe, when I order my next jug of long island, I might actually leave a litle somthing something for you. Anyways, the end resuly was I got my glass of water, after unleashing a barrage of angry words at the bar staff and refusing to leave till I got it. I was a real bitch. It felt good.
Situation No.2: I'm a pretty easy-going guy...well usually, until I feel like I'm being taken advantaged of, then the gloves come off. So I did some favours for a friend, I mean like major favours, like it took time, effort and money type favours. All I asked in exchange was one simple request to be honoured in return, which was promised to me. Imagine my disappointment when I find out through my own sources, that the one simple requests was not only not honoured, but that I had no prior warning. So with barring fangs and fumes coming out of my ears, I MSN yelled at my perpertrator friend, whom until now, I've always treated with cordial respect and politeness. Granted she wasn't a close friend, but I let her have it. The result of it was that now I'm sending her the receipt for which I am demanding reimbursement and an invoice for services I originally didn't intend to be remunerated for. Some bridges you build and develop, some you line up with explosives, stand back, hit the switch and watch it blow up 10 storeys up into the sky. This was the latter. Life is too short. And I've always loved fire-works.
Anna Kournikova would have been so proud. :)
Let's fill in the details:
Situation No.1: What's up with this 'we will still serve you alcohol even though you are obviously pissed drunk but we will not serve you water to sober you up even if you ask for some' policy with bars and clubs?! It really pisses me off that you can order alcohol by the jugs, but ask for a glass of water and bar staff refuse to serve you, cos you might be taking advantage of their free tap water. Gimme a break. Yes, people go to out to bars to drink water, cos that's so fun, and really preps you for a fun night out. Ooh "A jug of water please, cos I really want to pee like a horse tonight" or "Man, I've had such a fucking long week, I feel like some tap water!" Like seriously, if you want to be a cheap-ass by refusing to serve your customers water, then just say so, don't insult my intelligence by telling me people take advantage of your free water. Unless my name was Jack and I had to go up a fucking hill to fetch a pail of water (to drink), the likelihood is that I'm just asking for A glass of water. So be gracious, turn on the fucking tap and give me my glass of water. Then maybe, when I order my next jug of long island, I might actually leave a litle somthing something for you. Anyways, the end resuly was I got my glass of water, after unleashing a barrage of angry words at the bar staff and refusing to leave till I got it. I was a real bitch. It felt good.
Situation No.2: I'm a pretty easy-going guy...well usually, until I feel like I'm being taken advantaged of, then the gloves come off. So I did some favours for a friend, I mean like major favours, like it took time, effort and money type favours. All I asked in exchange was one simple request to be honoured in return, which was promised to me. Imagine my disappointment when I find out through my own sources, that the one simple requests was not only not honoured, but that I had no prior warning. So with barring fangs and fumes coming out of my ears, I MSN yelled at my perpertrator friend, whom until now, I've always treated with cordial respect and politeness. Granted she wasn't a close friend, but I let her have it. The result of it was that now I'm sending her the receipt for which I am demanding reimbursement and an invoice for services I originally didn't intend to be remunerated for. Some bridges you build and develop, some you line up with explosives, stand back, hit the switch and watch it blow up 10 storeys up into the sky. This was the latter. Life is too short. And I've always loved fire-works.
Anna Kournikova would have been so proud. :)