[10Spot] APPLICATION: Ten Hits On My Rap Sheet
1) Possession: I used and dealt...got caught with pot and smack when I was thirteen, did six weeks for it.
2) Carrying a concealed weapon: once when I was fourteen, I brought a piece to school. Ma had me by then, so she got called in and I saw no daylight for six weeks. And I had to clean toilets...total bullshit, but I had it coming.
3) Assault: three times when I was a teenager, six times since then. Probably done a total of a month, maybe two, in lockup in my lifetime just for that.
4) Possession with intent to sell: like I said, I used to deal. Did two weeks in juvie and a month in court-ordered rehab for that just before Ma got saddled with me.
5) Petty theft: shoplifting. I was fifteen, Ma pressed charges. Got off with community service and five days in lockup.
6) Aggravated assault: would've been assault with a deadly weapon if I'd been further along in my training and registered with the cops, y'know? I was seventeen, my brother was caught in a fight he didn't start. I finished it, did a week in county lockup.
7) Vandalism: egged a teacher's house when I was twelve...got hairy and I broke his window. Got community service for it.
8) Tagging: same shit, I was thirteen, it was Halloween, and it was another teacher's house. Sat in a holding cell all night, got off with a warning...cops were too busy to bother with my shit.
9) DUI: I failed a Breathalizer when I was seventeen. Ma kicked my butt...she's scary when she wants to be, man. Ma took my license from me for two months, court saddled me with rehab and community service.
10) Assault with a deadly weapon: most benign charge I ever got hit with...psycho chick I was dating when I was eighteen accused me of coming at her with a tire iron. Got three days in lockup before the cops listened to my mom and my brother.
2) Carrying a concealed weapon: once when I was fourteen, I brought a piece to school. Ma had me by then, so she got called in and I saw no daylight for six weeks. And I had to clean toilets...total bullshit, but I had it coming.
3) Assault: three times when I was a teenager, six times since then. Probably done a total of a month, maybe two, in lockup in my lifetime just for that.
4) Possession with intent to sell: like I said, I used to deal. Did two weeks in juvie and a month in court-ordered rehab for that just before Ma got saddled with me.
5) Petty theft: shoplifting. I was fifteen, Ma pressed charges. Got off with community service and five days in lockup.
6) Aggravated assault: would've been assault with a deadly weapon if I'd been further along in my training and registered with the cops, y'know? I was seventeen, my brother was caught in a fight he didn't start. I finished it, did a week in county lockup.
7) Vandalism: egged a teacher's house when I was twelve...got hairy and I broke his window. Got community service for it.
8) Tagging: same shit, I was thirteen, it was Halloween, and it was another teacher's house. Sat in a holding cell all night, got off with a warning...cops were too busy to bother with my shit.
9) DUI: I failed a Breathalizer when I was seventeen. Ma kicked my butt...she's scary when she wants to be, man. Ma took my license from me for two months, court saddled me with rehab and community service.
10) Assault with a deadly weapon: most benign charge I ever got hit with...psycho chick I was dating when I was eighteen accused me of coming at her with a tire iron. Got three days in lockup before the cops listened to my mom and my brother.