Things that are very New York
1. Drinking out of cans and bottles with a straw. Everything sold on the street is so fucking dirty there is no way you're gonna put your mouth on that shit.
2. Long fake fingernails in general, tacky designs painted all over the tips specifically.
3. Women in crazy spike heels skipping over busted up crooked concrete sidewalks and totally dangerous subway grates and steps in club where on an early tuesday afternoon.
4. Old women in furs in July.
5. Old woman with poorly aged plastic surgery.
That's all I can think of for now.
Spent all week cleaning for a party. Here is one of the bottles of beer my brother bought for the party:
2. Long fake fingernails in general, tacky designs painted all over the tips specifically.
3. Women in crazy spike heels skipping over busted up crooked concrete sidewalks and totally dangerous subway grates and steps in club where on an early tuesday afternoon.
4. Old women in furs in July.
5. Old woman with poorly aged plastic surgery.
That's all I can think of for now.
Spent all week cleaning for a party. Here is one of the bottles of beer my brother bought for the party: