Ft Meyers Florida sucks the life right out of your veins

[bif_and_sarah]

So, here I am at my parents' fancy schmancy house in Florida. I really have enjoyed, in the past, presenting portions of my life as a sort of Seinfeldian situation... little did I know that my LOVELY parents would assist me so much more by fufilling every stereotype of modern upper middle class Jewishness by purchasing a place here in Ft Meyers.

Comments

[nickboy]

you are the awesomest leeeezard and it makes me angry that they don't appreciate you.

Also, it makes me angry that they're upper middle class but they let you be poor. It's fucked.

I meeeeeese you like crazy and I want you to come home. I'll be there at the airport, waiting.

I'm thinking about you and it's really really totally cool if you're all fried and freaked out when you get back home and you need some coddling. Don't worry about that.

I adore you.

sadsarah...

[bif_and_sarah]

must be really sad to refer to herself as "sadsarah". that's like your emo name now. i'm sorry that you're having the crappiest of crappies in ft. myer's. isn't ft. myers like the arm fit of this country? even if it isn't, it sure has a lot of old people.

i meeeeeeeeeeeese you!!! come back where people appreciate you for you and love you for you!!!

Love and rockets,
-bif

i forgot to tell you

[bif_and_sarah]

you're the best friend in the whole world.

-bifford

Re: i forgot to tell you

[bif_and_sarah]

No.
YOU.

I'll see you tomorrow, kiddo...

~Sarah