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[bicche]

Zacharias, I had an amazing time last night. I had no idea you were such a stallion in bed! You left your wallet here. Come get it.

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[heyitsaliving]

Just exactly how drunk does one need to be in order to shag a witch who looks like an anoxeric drag queen?

[bicche]

You should know. How many times have you gotten men drunk enough to shag you?

[heyitsaliving]

None. I don't need a bottle of wine to be good-looking.

[bicche]

No, just a lot of help.

[heyitsaliving]

Not as much as you'd like to think, dear.