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[bicche]

Zacharias, I had an amazing time last night. I had no idea you were such a stallion in bed! You left your wallet here. Come get it.

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[ohgod_zacharias]

We did not. ...Did we?

I think I need a shower.

[bicche]

Yeah, you get really sweaty.

[ohgod_zacharias]

No. No WAY. I wasn't that drunk.

[bicche]

Auw, that's a really nice picture of your mum you carry around with you.

[ec_seamus]

Classy.

[bicche]

What?

[ec_seamus]

Just didn't figure you for the type to announce your shags in public forums. But hey, that's grand. I'm happy for you. Fucking brilliant that you're getting laid good enough to tell the world about it.

[bicche]

Look, I didn't even

Jealous?

Really. What type did you figure me for?

[cho_white]

Did you mean to private this?

[bicche]

Not at all!

[cho_white]

Mandy!

[bicche]

Cho!

[heyitsaliving]

Just exactly how drunk does one need to be in order to shag a witch who looks like an anoxeric drag queen?

[bicche]

You should know. How many times have you gotten men drunk enough to shag you?

[heyitsaliving]

None. I don't need a bottle of wine to be good-looking.

[bicche]

No, just a lot of help.

[turnedcorner]

Oh, that's some imagery I'll now have to scrub out of my mind. Thanks so much for sharing.

[ohgod_zacharias]

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

[turnedcorner]

Nice to hear, and great for you, sincerely, but...regardless, that's still a horrific thought to inflict on people!

[ohgod_zacharias]

I had nothing to do with this.

It can't be that horrific....