May 25, 2011 03:44
Yesterday felt ridiculous.
If your radio show guest can't find a phone to perform from, frantically contact a bunch of your friends in the area.
If no one gets back to you, send her to your aunt's house.
If your bike tire is flat, fix it.
If you don't have your car, take the shuttle.
If you don't have a shuttle ticket and it's too late to buy one, hope your favorite bus driver will let you slide.
If your favorite bus driver is sick, offer someone $1 plus a Dos Coyotes coupon in exchange for a ride stamp.
If the phone starts dropping out every other beat live on the radio, put it on speaker phone.
If you miss the shuttle and a ride, take Yolobus.
If you have a bad day, complain about it in your Livejournal and then never think about it again.